It was a beautiful day.
"HNNNNNGGGHHHHH TODAY IS A GOOD BEAUTIFUL DAY," grunted Rin Okumura, who was skipping to his class. "Oh carp I forgot to put my tail in my shirt so it is out in the open oh my. What if someone sees and declares that I'm a demon HHHHNNNNGGGGHHHHH!"
"Oh my," whispered Ryuji aka Bon aka Beefcake aka Big Daddy. "What is thiiiiis?" He stopped and lifted up his left leg. Leaning over with the grace of a flamingo he motioned to Rin's tail excitedly.
Rin gasped, mouth and eyes becoming as large as an anime character. "Noooo," he howled. "It is not what it looks liiiiiiiikes."
Bon turned his back to Rin. "You are demon spawn. You may talk to the hand you simpleton." He then moon walked away, leaving the sobbing Rin to have three-episode mental breakdown.
Then Konekomaru appeared.
"Rin-san," he squealed. "Did Big Daddy-sama hurt you nano da?
"No," Rin said in a deep voice. "I was a fool and thought I could love…"
"Nya its okay," smiled Konekomaru. "One day you will find daisuke and your heart will go doki doki desu yo."
Rin gave him a thumb up. "Thank you Neko, my dear friend. I will now go train for six episodes."
"Bye-bye," yelled Konekomaru, watching Rin run to the sunset in slow-motion. "I'll be waiting for you nya! We'll always be kawaii bosom buddies in my heart! RIN-SAN!" Konekomaru cried oversized tears and blinked repeatedly for a shoujou effect. "RIN-SAN YOU ARE KAWAIIIIIIIII DESUUUUUUUU NYAAAA!
"Bonk bonk bonk," Rin whispered as he kicked a nearby tree. As he wiped sweat off of his torso, the camera zoomed in on his abs, which were toned and-
"No."
-they shined in the sunset and-
"I don't think so."
-They were-
"I SAID NO!"
-jzngajgajzxhgjnhjaehhs!
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"Ah," Rin sighed. "It's a good thing that you feel like you belong in nature, Renzou. I'd be all alone if you didn't decide to become feral."
"Raaawwwerrrrrr," nodded Renzou, wondering if he could lick his elbow.
"Aw thanks!" Rin laughed. "You're so smart Renzou hihihihoheehawhee!"
"Meeeoworraaaaaawwwwwwrrr,"said Renzou, standing up.
"Awwww you have to leave? Okay. I'm done training anyway. I am ready to face my lover."
"Reeeeeeerrrraaaawwwwr?"
"No, I was talking about Shiemi. No I am not gay. I thought Beefcake was a woman?"
"RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWR?"
"HOW SHOULD I KNOW I HAVE AMNESIA?"
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"Bon," Rin said through gritted teeth. "I have come for you."
"As expected," Ryuji said with a chuckle. "I thought you would come so I wore my anti-Rin underpants and drew an anti-Rin circle." He looked at his feet. "But I don't think they're working."
"QUIET I'M NOT DONE POWERING UP!" yelled Rin. "HHHNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Bon, running towards Rin.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screeched Rin, running towards Bon.
They collided, creating an explosion that shook the whole world and inspired the hearts of many, causing them to rewrite the story and make a manga. The manga then lead to an anime which spawned several movies, video games, and a large yaoi community.
FIN.
A/N: Oh dear... I found this while messing around with my laptop today. Hope you enjoyed this quality fanfiction.
