I don't own anything.

Barret Wallace was a man easily coaxed into a fight- not that he wanted to set that kind of example for Marlene, but when a man's pride took a hard hit to the jugular sometimes they just had to fight back even if it was hopeless.

As hopeless trying to leap out of a TV and give a certain someone a good shake.

Barret barely stifled his laughter as the blonde leader of their party glowered hatefully at the player huddled in a bundle of blankets, grinning sheepishly back at the SOLDIER, the two locked in an intense staring match.

Well, Barret mused distractedly, he'd be mad too if someone renamed him Prozack.

AN: Unfortunately, I probably won't be able to rename any of them, but I picked out some anyways because, to me Cait Sith will always be Cat Shit.