Typical Day- Drabble

"Dammit Berry! Get out of the damn shower, you're using up all the hot water."

It's seriously annoying how long this barely five foot girl takes showers. It's not like she has much to wash-seriously, have you seen how short the girl is?

Five foot and fucking annoying, my unfortunate roommate number one.

I seriously don't understand why I put myself through this torture. I have enough money to get my own place, but why I decided not to, I will always question why.

"Berry, I swear to god if you don't get out of that shower in 90 seconds, I'm going to go Lima Heights on your ass."

"It's not going to help. She's going to be in there a while."

Ah, roommate number two makes an appearance. Pixie fairy.

"And why is th-"

Motherfucker.

Berry did not just shove open the door on me.

"Opps, sorry Santana, didn't see you there. Excuse me."

Ah, not Berry. Ladies and gentlemen, douche bag St. Brody, roommate number three.

But, why St. Brody you ask? Because he's exactly like Jesse St. James except he's such a bigger douche and ALWAYS walks around shirtless.

Berry really knows how to pick em huh?

"Sorry it took so long Santana."

And, the diva finally makes her appearance.

"Bout time Berry, I was about to-"

And then the light bulb went off.

Oh hell fucking no.

"Fucking shit Berry, did you at least hose down the tub? I am not trying to get infected with douche bag Broadway's left over jizz."

"Sananta must you be so inappropriate?"

"Seriously Berry? Inappropriate? I bathe in that shower."

Yeah, that got her. Red as a slapped ass.

"Well, for your information it is indeed clean in the tub."

"Whatever, just hurry up next time and try to keep it rated G in the mornings okay? Some of us have places to go and can't wait for douche bag st. Brody to pull a Finn."

A silent nod, well that's a first. I like silent Berry better.

"Good."

And that ladies and gents is how a typical day runs here. But, fuck at least I finally got my damn shower.