The Road To Hell Called Sinnoh

Chapter 1, A Small Annoyance

Luke was fast asleep when the screeching ring of his alarm clock changed that. Luke put his pillow over his face to try to block out the noise.

"Luke! Wake the fuck up! You're going to be late for work!" Luke's stepmother screamed.

"Ruth please, just five more minutes," Luke moaned.

"If you don't get up now I'll smack you!" Ruth replied.

Luke moaned as he stumbled to get up. He took a shower and then looked in the bathroom mirror. Luke was a 17 year old skinny kid who was tall with a black, greasy mop of hair. His mother died at birth and his father has been missing ever since Luke was twelve years old. Luke has been living with Ruth for eight years now which has been horrible. Luke's future also doesn't look too bright. All he does for a living is deliver the mail from the people of Twinleaf to Sandgem and Jubelife where it's transported from Jubelife to other areas of the region. Luke planned to have this job for basically the rest of his life considering there was no other work he could find.

Luke threw jeans and a t shirt on and walked down the stairs and grabbed his bag and a piece of toast.

"I'm leaving now Ruth," Luke called out.

He got no answer so Luke just left.

Luke made his way to the local post office walking in frightened because he was a little late again.

"Where the fuck were you, you fucking lowlife!" His boss screamed. "We need all this mail to get out to Sandgem right away!" The boss pointed towards a big pile of mail on the table."

Luke knew that talking would make things worse so he just grabbed the mail and went on his way.

Route 201 was a regular route Luke had to walk through for his job. He breathed in the fresh morning air as he continued walking.

"Let's see who some of this mail is for," Luke thought to himself while pulling an envelope out of his bag.

It read and address and the name 'Dr. Rowen.'

"Boring," Luke said while he put the envelope back into his bag and was about to grab another one until he heard purring and a brush on his leg.

Luke looked down and saw a Shinx. He saw Shinx and Starlies all the time on this route so it was nothing new. Luke kept on walking but the Shinx kept on following him and rubbing against him.

"Stop it," Luke angrily said as he pulled his leg away.

Luke started to walk faster but the Shinx would just move faster too.

"God damnit! Get away from me," Luke yelled, irritated now.

But the Shinx wouldn't quit it.

"Hey you!" a boy screamed. "I see you have a pokemon now! Let's battle!"

"No kid," Luke replied. "This isn't mine, we're not battling."

"See what you got me into," Luke growled at the Shinx. He then put his hand over his head. "I'm talking to a wild pokemon, I need help."

"Go Starly!" the kid yelled. "Do your peck attack!"

The starly charged at Luke and started to viciously peck Luke continuously.

Luke put his hands up to guard his face. "Get off me you mother fucking bird!" he screamed.

The shinx then jumped up and tackled the bird, bringing it to the ground. He then bit the throat open of the starly and started to enjoy a meal.

"My poke- pokemon!" the kid cried.

"You can always catch another, they're everywhere around here," Luke smirked.

The kid cried and ran away.

"Damn you didn't need to kill it but thanks," Luke said as he knelt down to get closer to the Shinx's level. The Shinx licked Luke on the side of the face leaving a big glob of blood on Luke's face.

Luke wiped used his shirt to wipe the blood off. "You're a disgusting monster, but I like you, we can make this work." Luke told the Shinx as he stood back up. "Now c'mon."

The Shinx followed Luke to Sandgem.

When Luke and the Shinx arrived at Sandgem, Luke took out the letter for Rowen and went into his lab.

"Mail delivery for Dr. Rowen... what the hell," Luke stated as he walked in.

Rowen was sitting at a desk. "That's it, that's it," he said. "Hey no teeth!"

"Umm, sir," Luke said.

Rowen looked up. "Ahh, who the hell are you!" A woman came out from the desk wearing a robe and rand out the door. Rowen zipped up his pants.

"I'm here to deliver your mail," Luke replied weakly.

"You're just a mailman?" Rowen asked. "But you have a pokemon, have you ever wanted to do something bigger?"

"I guess," Luke replied.

"Well then would you mind doing a small favor for me?" Rowen asked.

"What?" Luke said impatiently.

"I need you to take this pokedex and find all the pokemon in the region and record them for me," Rowen explained walking up to Luke, pokedex in his hand.

"Dude, who the hell do you think I am?" Luke said in disbelief. "Just take your mail and I'll go, find someone else for this job."

"Fine," Rowen stated as he took his mail. "Just pass on with this opportunity."

"Rowen, where do you want me to put these files," a female employee said

"Just put them on my desk dawn, I'll sort them out later." Rowen explained.

Luke turned his head. Dawn was an 18 year old secretary for Rowen.

"Damn, she has nice nice legs," Luke thought to himself.

Dawn started to walk up to Luke, "This must be the tough, dangerous, sexy man who's going to help Rowen with his studies." Dawn said seductively as she felt Luke's chest.

"Yeah, it'll be a tough job but you can count on me to do it, anyways the name's Luke," Luke stated nervously.

"Welcome to the crew," Rowen smirked as he gave Luke the pokedex. "Anyways, what's her name?" Rowen pointed towards the Shinx.

"How do you even know its gender?" Luke asked.

"I can tell by the amount of fur she has," Rowen replied. "After all, I am a professor."

"Never thought of it before," Luke answered. "Guess, I'll call her Lucy."

"YO MUTHAFUCKAS!" a blonde haired teen screamed while rushing in.

"That's Barry," Rowen explained. "He's a little hyper."

Barry drank one of his cups of coffee and then poured the other one all over his face.

"More coffee!" Barry screamed as he ran out.

"Now I get why he couldn't find someone else," Luke mumbled under his breath."

"Now get out there and do your new job" Rowen explained.

Luke and Lucy walked out of Rowen's lab. Luke thought back to his encounter with Dawn.

"AHH SHIT!" He cursed out loud. "SHE FUCKING HONEY POTTED ME!"