Disclaimer: same old, same old. I own nothing. But the plot/s. TO THE STORY!!!
SPELLBOUND: PROLOGUE

The day is Wednesday the 26th of March, The time is.who cares about the time, and it was a bright, sunny day at the Hogwarts Castle. But as with most happy days, there will always be something to make that happy day crap. And that something is me. Anastasia Malfoy, head reporter for the latest, greatest Hogwarts MAGAZINE!!!! When I heard my sister had started her own newspaper (the Hogwarts Prophet) I just HAD to open my own (and of course it had to be better) so here I am, writing the very first article for the very first page for the very first edition of the.

Oh, right. My very [insert word of choice] twin (who was reading over my shoulder, I might add) has just told me that I should give the magazine a name first. Yeeeeeeeessssssss.I knew that.*cough*

Well, what should I call it.?

The Hogwarts Magazine ... no, too boring... W&W (WiTcHeS * wIzArDs) .W&W?!?! I'd prefer M&M's.yum Magic ............Magic?!?! We may as well call it Breathe Spellbound......... That's it! That's what I'll call it! Spellbound!

*Sounds of crickets chirping in the background*

Anyway, back to business. As I was saying before.

The day is Wednesday the 26th of March, The time is.who cares about the time, and it was a bright, sunny day at the Hogwarts Castle. But as with most happy days, there will always be something to make that happy day crap. And that something is me. In the Slytherin Common Room, Draco and Ginny are fighting and screaming and throwing random curses at each other. But who cares about two hormone-driven teenagers with serious psychological problems? In the Potions classroom, Prof. McGonagal and Prof. Snape are pashing madly and doing something that may be described as de-virginating Prof. Mgonagol (a/n does anyone know how to spell her name?!?!) if it didn't look like 2 sumo-wrestlers (think fat bastard) trying to squish each other. But that thought is so mind-boggingly, life-threateningly DISGUSTING that if I look again I'll be locked in therapy for the rest of my life. So we'll come back to them later. Cause' this is where the goss is. This is the juicy stuff. Prepare yourself, because what I'm about to tell you will change lives, alter your state of mind and deter the way you look at life forever!!!

(Crickets chirping in the background.again. huge yawn heard)

OK, maybe it isn't THAT good. But I'm gonna tell u it ANYWAY. Wait for it... In the Griffindor Quarters, in the Head Girl bedroom to be exact, Hermoine Granger is currently involved in a very steamy threesome with Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint. MOTHER!!!! (A/n: I know in Autumns fic Hermoine was with Draco, but I have the majority of the Malfoy jeans!!! I mean.. Genes.You get me. I'M EVIL!!! I DESTROY LIVES!!! I WRECK HAVOC!!!! Ok, I think you get the picture.)

Anyway, now that you have heard this months "scandals, here are my reports/articles/call-them-what-you-will on each of them. Happy Reading!!!

-Anastasia Malfoy

What did you think? Is it worth it for me to keep writing??? Please review and tell me what you think!!!!! If you didn't get what I said about Autumn ill explain now: Autumn is my twin sister. She wrote a fic called "The Hogwarts Prophet" and it was sorta the same as mine. After I read it, I decided I could do one that was BETTER!!! MWAHAHA!!! Yes, anyway, hope you get it now. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!