Yes this seems the way it is. It's in an insane mind.... besides mine.
Yes, I know I don't own Digimon Adventure. You can blame Bandai and Toei for the whole fiasco.

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Why Tai? Why him of all people? Sure he's the great leader man and oh so strong, but he's dense as a rock
and just so... I mean, yes they'll live happily ever after and have lots and lots of kids, and then I'll be good old crazy
Aunt Mimi, who lives on the corner and has six and a half billion cats. Yes I know I'm being bitter. Sue me. I'm
allowed to. Your love didn't just walk over to one of your friends and start making out with him right then and
there. Tai's suppose to love Matt, and then peace would be maintained because I happily get to hang around Sora
till she figures out how I feel about her. If Tai actually loves Sora, well then there's really not much to do but make
sure they're both happy. Maybe Matt'll agree to be my boyfriend to keep everyone else confused, while we actually
follow our loves around incognito. But I don't WANT a boyfriend, I want Sora. Guys are too big, and overbearing
and generally stupid, always flaunting and pig headed and unreliable and flighty. I've DONE the boyfriend route,
and the BEST you can hope for is some kind of sexist dogscum, who brags about 'doing it' and how he 'bagged
three chicks at once'. God I hate men. And Pikachu.

Why Pikachu? I have nothing against Pocket Monsters or anything, but if I see another kid walking
around with an electro hydro thermal talking mind reading action pikachu, I'll scream. There's over 300 others,
why the damn electric rat? It's not like Tai could love her as much as I do, I mean, he can barely handle his hair,
how can he take care of a girlfriend too? He's as mentally stable as warm Jell-O, obviously stupid counting only
HALF the times he's ignored any thing Izzy said, and worst of all careless. What if it WAS Agumon's card? We'd
be tumbling into some strange dimension, doing who knows what while Myotismon blew up the planet, tortured
Kari or worse.

Why Kari? She's a good kid and all, but she's way too sane. Of everyone in the group, she's the... normal
one. Tai's too stupid to breathe correctly, Matt's so distant master psychics are still trying to figure out what he
wants for lunch, Sora is such a tomboy I thought... Anyway... Well... Joe works on new little things to complain
about, so he can get it all out of his system before something big happens, I'm just a ditz with strange fashion
sense, TK is such a little emotional leech, and Izzy is so smart he couldn't figure out he was adopted.

Why Izzy? Well, the way he talks down to people, especially to me, is degrading... talking to him is like
listening to your younger brother brag about how his IQ is higher then dad's blood cholesterol count, or the boiling
point of water in degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, I do know the boiling point by heart. Im not that stupid for crying out
loud. I just don't know that much about computers like Izzy or wilderness survival or first aid or... you get the
point.

I shouldn't hate Tai. But I do. It's that simple, he doesn't deserve Sora... of course, neither do I... and she
does love him, not me... So I suppose...