Haha ok first off lemme tell ya that this was just something i wrote up when i was bored and i'm not sure if i'll continue it. oh well, ne?

Disclaimer: i do not own kingdom hearts are any of its characters

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"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Upon hearing the scream, Axel rushed down the stairs to enter the living room, where the scream was held, only to find Roxas standing on the couch with a look of terror that would have made you think he'd have seen a serial killer...well…kill someone.

"Roxas, what's wrong?"

"Don't 'what's wrong' me! You see the damn thing now kill it! Now!" Roxas practically screamed his lungs out.

Axel walked forward to see the perpetrator that had frightened his boyfriend only to find…a spider? Roxas was afraid of spiders? Oh man. That was classic! Axel merely looked at the spider and back at his boyfriend, and then burst out laughing.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT! KILL IT OR ELSE..."

"Or else what?" Axel replied haughtily, surprised he could even get anything out between the chuckles. As if Roxas had anything that could possibly threaten him.

"Or...or...OR ELSE NO SEX FOR A WEEK!"

Axel visibly paled. Yeah. The power of sex had that kind of power over him. I mean seriously, how could he not ravish his boyfriend almost every night? And to be denied that pleasure for a week? What the fuck? Where was that damn spider...? Axel picked up the spider and held it up to Roxas, who in return squealed in a not-so-manly-fashion and ran to the other side of the room.

"Get rid of the goddamn thing, dammit! It's disgusting!" Roxas was so terrified of the creature he was close to tears; his heart was pounding like crazy.

Axel quickly opened the window and set the spider down; he turned to his boyfriend and smiled teasingly. He was about to make a comment when Roxas cut him off.

"No sex for a week, Axel."

"What?! Why?! I got rid of the damn spider, didn't I?"

"Yeah, right after you practically shoved it in my face. What'd you expect me to do? Eat it?"

Axel laughed and yet still replied, "Hmm. It seems I failed to notice that part.....SEX!"

"I said no sex, Axel!!"

"Wow Roxas, you must be horny! Talking about sex all the time. Now that I think about it, it would really be a great way to pass the time..." He let his words trail off suggestively as he walked toward Roxas, already aroused. Axel's eyes seemed to darken as he let his fingers trail down Roxas' arms.

Roxas, on the other hand, was utterly repulsed. Don't get me wrong here, usually he would be just as aroused as Axel, but he was still stuck on the fact that Axel had touched the spider...and now he was touching him....with the same fingers...

He promptly shoved Axel away.

"Axel, don't even think about touching me again with those fingers until you wash them. Did you just so happen to forget you just touched a...a spider?! I am going to go take a shower and rid myself of this contamination (never thought Roxas would use words like that big O.O) that you've put on me." Roxas disappeared upstairs with an angry puff to gather his things for his shower while Axel was left stunned standing there. He rolled his eyes and went to the kitchen to quickly wash his hands, all the while plotting how he would get Roxas to change his mind about this sexless week. This was going to be interesting....

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well review and tell me what you think. go ahead and flame, it was horrible haha.