Chapter one, the only chapter in this epicly epic masterpiece
"I'm jolly bored today." thought Harry. "I think I'll go bother dear Voldemort, for I do so love doing that!" And so Harry left his Aunt and Uncle's house. Harry started walking and in almost no time at all, he was at Voldemort's house. Harry knocked on the door and when it was answered, he said, straight to Voldemort's face, "You are a big girl's blouse and you smell like flowers." And then Voldemort killed him and buried him in his back yard. A few weeks later, school had resumed, and about three weeks into the term, someone said "Hey! I haven't seen that jolly Potter fellow for a while." This was met with a few murmurs of recognition, then nothing was ever said about the topic ever again.
THE END
"I'm jolly bored today." thought Harry. "I think I'll go bother dear Voldemort, for I do so love doing that!" And so Harry left his Aunt and Uncle's house. Harry started walking and in almost no time at all, he was at Voldemort's house. Harry knocked on the door and when it was answered, he said, straight to Voldemort's face, "You are a big girl's blouse and you smell like flowers." And then Voldemort killed him and buried him in his back yard. A few weeks later, school had resumed, and about three weeks into the term, someone said "Hey! I haven't seen that jolly Potter fellow for a while." This was met with a few murmurs of recognition, then nothing was ever said about the topic ever again.
THE END
