So... I know it's been a while since I posted... well, not too long... but it has been a while since I posted something over 400 words... this has 477 words. (Not including these author's notes.) Pwned.

Disclaimer: Inspired by the web comic Least I Could Do, the characters within are property of Yusuke Murata and Riichiro Inagaki. I only wish I owned Agon and Unsui.


"Hey, Unsui!" Yamabushi beckoned to the older Kongo twin from a large rock on the edge of White Razor Falls that he and the rest of the Shinryuji team were gathered around.

"Yes?" He asked, a small path made for him to reach the rock and Yamabushi.

"Ikkyu and I have been having a disagreement." Yamabushi explained. Ikkyu was standing to the side with his arms crossed and it was then that Unsui realized the path he had walked through had been the partition of those who were on Yamabushi's side and those on Ikkyu's.

"How does it involve me?" Unsui asked, his curiosity slightly perked at the thought that the team was pretty much split in half at the moment.

"We want to know if Agon was ever nervous around gir-" Ikkyu was cut off by an obnoxious laugh from behind him. When had Agon shown up for practice?

"Of course I've never been nervous around girls." Agon's arrogant voice proclaimed, a blonde beauty hanging on his arm, eyes only for him even when surrounded by high school males in sumo style underwear. "Isn't that right, Unko-chan?" Agon's smirk fell on his brother.

Sakura trees were blooming as two ten year old boys walked together in their matching summer yukata. "Today I'm going to give her the prettiest Sakura blossom I can find!" The younger twin proclaimed to his brother.

"I'm sure you'll do great, Agon-nii." The young Unsui nodded as if it had to be right. Agon suddenly thrust him behind a Sakura tree, hiding with him and peering around the trunk.

"There she is…" he sighed, staring for a few moments at the beautiful Inari Hana. Her silky hair was pinned up with a Sakura comb and her yukata seemed alive with birds fluttering between bright pink petals.

"You should go now, her parents are going back to get their picnic stuff." Unsui commented, peering around from the other side of the tree.

"I know, I know!" Agon snapped, slightly irate. "You can't rush this stuff though, Unko…" he muttered before taking a deep breath and manning up. He looked around and spotted the most perfect Sakura ever to bloom and immediately ran to jump and gently catch it before it touched the ground. He turned and trotted over to Inari, slowing as he came closer, his heart pounding and blotting out her sweet greeting that came with her dazzling smile. "Ah… uhm… H-Hana-chan… I found th-this pretty Sakura and… erm…" He held it out to her with a slight blush, averting his eyes.

"Of course, Agon-nii… you've always been perfect at everything." Unsui nodded. Agon knew as soon as they got home that Unsui would bring up his first crush and enjoy every second of Agon beating him up afterward. Because who doesn't love lording the imperfections of the perfect over their heads?