A/N: This is dedicated to and written for the wonderful BlueSpottedDog :) If you have not already, stop whatever you're doing and go check out her fantastic stories. They're funny, sweet, and always in-character. I highly recommend "Noah, are you okay?" and "The Gleeks Speak" in particular.

I do not own Glee/its characters, Ouran High School Host Club/its characters (the anime mentioned here), or J.K. Rowling's masterpiece that is the Harry Potter series (or its characters). There should be 2 or 3 more short chapters after this (though I don't know how long it will take me to post them).

Thank you so much to BlueSpottedDog for beta reading this for me - you're the best! :)

"You've got to be kidding. That's not humanly possible, Noah."

"Believe me, Kurt. It is."

Kurt rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's ridiculous claim.

"It is! And I know this for a fact because I've done it before."

"Yes, well, I have no desire to stuff 25 marshmallows in my mouth and then recite the alphabet backwards without spitting a single one out. I demand you give me a new dare, or I swear I won't kiss you for a whole week. That's seven days, in case you forgot," Kurt shot back, smirking in his usual superior fashion.

Puck's expression darkened, as it always did whenever Kurt "challenged his smart-aculate-ness."

"Fine. I dare you to go an entire week without wearing any of your fancy designer clothes -"

"Noah! Are you insane? Have you lost your mi-"

"And I get to do your hair in the mornings."

There was silence for a moment, and then:

"Fine."

Puck's eyes widened to twice their normal size and his mouth fell open at Kurt's response.

"Fine? Just like that, you accept? That's the best dare I could think of! You should be cowering in a corner like Tamaki!"

"Hah! So you did watch those Ouran High School Host Club episodes I lent you!"

"That's so not the point! And I only watched it because of Mori! That dude is the epitome of a badass! He's me, only animized!"

"First, where did you learn the word epitome? I'm impressed. And second, 'animized' is not a word."

"Whatever! You know what I meant! Stop changing the subject! What are you playing at, Hummel?"

"I believe the game we're both playing is called Truth or Dare -"

"KURT!"

"Fine! Jeez, you've got about as much patience as Percy!"

"Who's Percy?"

"Percy Weasley. You know, Ron's older brother."

"Who's Ron?"

"Which brings me to what I was originally going to say, before you so rudely interrupted me, Puckerman. I will go a whole week without wearing any of my beloved clothes -"

"Whoa, Kurt, I said you couldn't wear your designer clothes, not walk around -"

"The only clothes I happen to own are designer clothes, which brings me to your dare. You have to go shopping with me today, and you have to read the first three Harry Potter books -"

"But, Kurt -"

"- and when you're done reading those delightfully short novels, you are going to watch a Harry Potter movie marathon with me."

"I don't wanna read! Can't I do something else?"

"Would you rather me dare you to wear my clothes and have me style your hair for the next week? I'm thinking of gothic meets western. I think you could pull off cowboy boots."

"Okay, the cowboy boots sound pretty cool. But I am not going to dress like Tina! Not that I'm racist against goths or anything."

"Goths are not a race, Noah."

"Whatever. I'll take the stupid first dare."

"Excellent! Now let's go shopping!"

"What, today?"

"Yes, silly. How else am I going to have a non-designer outfit for tomorrow? Now let's go!"

"You're lucky I love you."

"Right back at you."