Okay, so I've recently heard that there was The Sims fanfiction, and I thought, wait, how would they do the dialogue? So I decided to make a romance story. It's under the humor section because it's mostly a joke though.
Stephanie was an ordinary sim. No different than the hundreds of other sims that existed in her virtual town. She tended to be pessimistic about things, but that's how Bradley helped her.
Bradley was preparing for dinner at his house when he saw Stephanie walk in. She immediately went to the computer to check her Simbook page. She was so beautiful with her tinfoil hat on that Bradley wanted to call her up on a phone. He ignored this feeling.
Stephanie sat down to a nice dinner of pizza, freshly delivered by the pizza man. "Lalo." She said, so Bradley went to get some nice, fresh milk from the grocery store. He came back and poured Stephanie a glass. "Litzergam" she said, through mouthfulls of milk. She started on the pizza, took a bite, and said, "Dis chum-cha es fredesche!"
After dinner they went out on the patio."Balinda macoy!" said Bradley.
"Kooj!" Said Stephanie.
"Za woka geneva!"
"Mik up?"
"Mik up." And at they kissed, and what a wonderful kiss it was. They made out deep into the night, with only the night sounds to accompany them.
Stephanie knew that her parents would never let her wed such a slob. If only they understood their love. It would be impossible to ever spend the rest of her life with him.. "Benzi chibna looble bezebni gweb." Said Bradley. "Arbo gwinchey, kabuna? Ribby wibs, za woka geneva."
"Litzergam." Said Stephanie, with tears of joy in her eyes. But still, she thought, I'll never be able to marry him, it just won't work.
Bradley got down on one knee, and took a tiny velvet box out of his pocket. Inside was a tiny, plastic, vending machine dinosaur ring. "Stephanie. Parshalovano?"
Stephanie started crying and nodded her head. Bradley took his hand in hers. "Benzi chibina looble bezebni gweb."
So how'd you like it? This is the first fanfiction I've ever written, so constructive criticism is approved of!
