This is my first fic so be nice and review…

Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis sigh any of the characters… or even some of the lines.


Butler parked the car in an overcrowded spot. "Are you sure about this Artemis? The Finish A.E.I.D, the greatest criminals known to mankind were tracked down here in Vaasa, Finland and here you are a few weeks later."

"Yes, I'm sure."

"Keep an eye out for this girl…" Butler paused. "Never mind."

"Butler is there something you want to tell me"

"Have fun."

Artemis entered the hallway to the sound of "bid number 92, auctioning an unreleased painting by Da-Vinci."

A ring formed around Artemis and a girl. Suddenly everyone pulled guns out. A tall man Artemis presumed to be the leader spoke.

"Well, what have we here? Jo Kvestym of the S.I.S or the number one wanted person in A.E.I.D our little group, of assassination, execution, and infernal death. The only one to ever stop us and she's here to protect Artemis Fowl."

"That would be how it seems." Jo replied.

"S.I.S?" questioned Artemis.

"Yes," the leader replied. "Little miss secret agent here is the only one to even get close to finding us, and she'll pay for it."

The leader aimed the gun and fired at Jo's heart. The gun clicked. No-one moved. Jo didn't even blink. She just pulled a face saying 'do you really think I'm that stupid.'

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE." The leader cried grabbing Jo by the neck.

Jo swung her foot round and the leader fell backwards, breaking the ring. Jo pulled Artemis through the gap and out of the building. She jumped into the driver seat of a car, with Artemis in the passenger seat.

"Butler…" Artemis gasped.

"Here"

"What's going on" Artemis cried.

"Artemis," Butler spoke calmingly. "Let me introduce you to Jo, secret agent, enchanter and…"

Butler never got to finish his sentence because a tank pulled up behind them.

"Artemis," Jo joked. "Tell me the odds of all three of us surviving, this tank is a challenger 2 tank with a top speed of 40 miles per hour, which isn't bad seeing as it weighs 62 tons. It has a riffled gun for accuracy in the aim, the gun can to a full rotation in 9 seconds. We're in a Range Rover sport.

"One to six million five hundred and forty" Artemis replied getting more and more worried.

"Oh good" Jo laughed.

Jo backed the car into a wood. "The tank can't follow us in here, the gun can't rotate."

Smoke poured out the tank into the wood.

"I can't see," Jo moaned.

"Move, quickly or else they will spot us on their thermal imaging camera," Artemis commented.

Jo put her foot down and went for it.

"Speeds not working," Artemis called as the huge tank pulled up behind them aiming the gun. "We need cover, NOW."

Jo raced around a little forest that acted like a roundabout. Artemis fell forward and accidentally turned the CD player on. Symphony number 9 filled the car.

"The bushes will protect us from the shell. We can out turn them" Jo laughed whilst chasing the tank round in circles.

Jo suddenly pulled out and raced towards the airport. The tank just kept going round the roundabout not knowing it was chasing air. It was just like in a cartoon.

"Lost them," Jo gasped when safely on board a plane speeding towards Ireland. Then she burst into fits of laughter remembering how they left the tank chasing air.

Butler left the room.

"Jo, what's an enchantress." Artemis questioned.

"Well, it's like a witch but ten times more powerful." Jo answered.

Artemis smiled. "No, really."

Jo winced 'This is gonna take a while…'


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