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On a plane, miles above the Atlantic……

Sonic was in the front of second class with Tails and Knuckles.

Ray was in the middle of second class reading and his best friend Mighty the armadillo was asleep. Team Chaotix was sitting behind them, and Vector swore that he saw some weird aliens taunting him outside his window.

The girls were in the back of second class. Amy and Sally were fighting about who Sonic liked better.

"HE LIKES ME BEST!" Amy yelled.

"HE KISSED ME IN THE END ON THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SERIES!" Sally argued.

"HE WAS DOING WHAT THE SCRIPT SAID!" Amy replied.

"Tell me again why they're breaking the fourth wall?" Tails asked Sonic.

"Because of a plot-hole in this crazy mixed up universe of ours." The blue hedgehog said.

"Sonic, shut up. I'm trying to eat my burrito!" Knuckles proclaimed.

"But echidnas are allergic to—" Tails was interrupted by a loud bang as Knuckles' head blew up.

As Omega was talking about the time he got stuck to a giant mushroom, he accidentally shot a missile out onto the wing, sending them into a tail-spin and crashing onto an island.

Ray fell and got hit in the head with a coconut. "OW! Why must the good get hit on the head!?"

The sudden sense of crashing sent Mighty out the window and landed beside Ray.

"WHAT THE HECK INA HAMSTER BALL HAPPENED!?" The angry, ticked off armadillo yelled out.

The crash also sent the Chaos Emeralds out into a nearby jungle and over the mountains.

"NO! THE CHAOS EMERALDS!" Knuckles yelled. "WHY!? WHY WHY WHY!? WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE!?" He cried, banging his head on a coconut tree.

"Okay, someone get the firewood…"

To be cont'd…