Ron was bored. He poked Hermione. Hermione got mad. She poked him back. They engaged in a poking battle. Hermione won. Ron let her win. It was now time to tell her the truth.

Ah, shucks. Why tell her when you can show her?

Ron leaned into kiss Hermione.

Ron was slapped.

Ron was dreaming.

He almost kissed Harry.

Harry slapped him.

Ron wanted revenge so he slapped him back.

Harry cried.

Ron shrugged and went to make a sandwich.

~*~

Author's Notes: Never take my Pepsi Blue away. This is what happens. Scared yet? Good.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ron, Harry, or Hermione. I owned Ron's sandwich until he took it away from me.