Soccer Game
A/N: well this was just something that just popped up out of no where but here goes nothing.
" naruto your out of the soccer team" iruka said
" but why?" naruto whined
" because we all hate you" iruka said
" but I thought you loved me" he said
" you are so gay"
" … JUST LIKE YOUR FACE!" naruto fired back
" WOOT! GO NARUTO!" kiba yelled
" DETENTION!"
" itachi. Iruka is mean" naruto whined
" ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IRUKA?!" itachi screamed
" HE IS!" all of the students yelled pointing at iruka.
–Itachi is busy doing unknown things to Iruka please stand by–
–the next day–
" AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" what is it iruka sensai?"
" I'M PREGNANT!"
" ………… WTF?!…………" Konohamaru yelled, " I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUDE!"
" …"
A/N: hee hee! Did you know a dude is an ingrown hair on an elephants butt? It's true! Anyway, DON'T BE A DUDE! PLEASE REVIEW OR YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO A DUDE!
