Soccer Game

A/N: well this was just something that just popped up out of no where but here goes nothing.

" naruto your out of the soccer team" iruka said

" but why?" naruto whined

" because we all hate you" iruka said

" but I thought you loved me" he said

" you are so gay"

" … JUST LIKE YOUR FACE!" naruto fired back

" WOOT! GO NARUTO!" kiba yelled

" DETENTION!"

" itachi. Iruka is mean" naruto whined

" ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IRUKA?!" itachi screamed

" HE IS!" all of the students yelled pointing at iruka.

–Itachi is busy doing unknown things to Iruka please stand by–

–the next day–

" AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" what is it iruka sensai?"

" I'M PREGNANT!"

" ………… WTF?!…………" Konohamaru yelled, " I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUDE!"

" …"

A/N: hee hee! Did you know a dude is an ingrown hair on an elephants butt? It's true! Anyway, DON'T BE A DUDE! PLEASE REVIEW OR YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO A DUDE!