Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Lord of the Rings… If only…

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It was a normal day like any other. The city of Domino was bustling with different businesses making important deals, and Jounochi Katsuya made his way over to the public library. Ok, so it *was* normal.

His English teacher had given him a reading assignment. He had to write a report on some book called "Lord of the Rings". After looking through the computer catalogue, Jounochi found what the book he sought in the very back of the library.

It seemed that whoever was in charge of the lights around here wasn't doing a very good job. Jounochi had to step around the dark area carefully, or risk bumping into one of the bookshelves. He had to look at each book so closely, his nose was almost touching them. After spending ten minutes in the near-darkness Jounochi finally found the book he had looking for.

"Ah ha! Here you are."

Jounochi picked up the old dusty book and turned to leave, when his foot caught on something on the floor and he fell to ground with a thud. The dust on the ground went flying up, as Jounochi let out a few colorful words. He turned to look at the offending object to find that it was a book. He couldn't read the title, on account of the title being in a language that he had never seen before. Jounochi was just about to place the book back on a shelf when an idea came upon him.

Maybe I should take this to Yugi. He knows about weird stuff like this!

Yugi and Yami closely examined the book that Jounochi brought from the library.

"This looks like an old Egyptian spell-book" Yami concluded, "It has spells that even I have never seen before"

"Do you think that they work?" Honda asked, "I mean, how can we be sure that it's real?"

"Gee." Anzu sighed "When has spells *not* been real? Should I list them for you?" She then pointed to the upside down pyramid hanging on Yugi's neck, "First of all, there's Yugi's Sen nen Puzzle and the rest of the Sen nen items, then there was the time when Bakura's Yami trapped our souls into our favorite cards, and the time when Malik-

"Alright! I get it!" Honda shouted "But what about the *book*?"

"Well I have a great idea!" Jounochi said grabbing the book from Yugi who was currently holding. He flipped to a random page and gave it to Yami. "Why don't we have Yami read one of the spells and see what happens!" "Unknown magic should not be tampered with." Yami stated "But we don't even know if it's real. So just read the spell on the page and we'll find out!"

Yami sighed, and looked down at the page. After a moment of thought, Yami read the spell out loud.

"From across the worlds, our very universe, what is thought fantasy and myth, show yourself to prove your reality."

For a moment everyone was silent, waiting to see what would happen. But nothing did. "Man, that was jacked up." Jounochi said a little disappointed. He turned to leave, but in doing so, he tripped over a small table knocking it, and his "Lord of the Rings" book he had placed it on, onto the floor.

When the book fell on the floor a white light shone from it. Then it began to fill the entire room. Everyone in it had to shield their eyes. When the light faded and everyone's vision cleared, their faces went from confusion, to complete shock. Standing in front off them in place of the book, were nine people. Four of which were-

" Whoa! Check out the midgets!"

Were vertically challenged.