Physical Education: a.k.a. Catastrophe

A/n: I'm damn tired but that was fun wasn't it?? Hehehe this fic tells it all ^-^ I kind of owe ppl a lighter fic than the one before this. R/R ^-^ there will be more than 1 chapter less than 10, though :p

Disclaimer: I do not own Gensomaden Saiyuki


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Part I: Sync Test


People went into the main hall to gather for PE class. "Into the badminton court, everyone." The PE teacher yelled over the chattering heads. People glanced at each other curiously, and did as they were told. They all filled the badminton court.

Sanzo arrived with Gojyo and Hakkai. Like the others before them, they stared at the stereo, the mats and the long bamboo poles.

"Okay, people. Sit at the sides, please. Good!!" The teacher yelled. He pointed at the bamboo poles. "Anybody knows how to dance the traditional bamboo pole dance*??"

Yaone's eyes went wide and she hid herself behind Kougaiji who looked at her questioningly.


Note: 'tinikling' Filipino ppl should know this, or you're a disgrace.


Students stared at him blankly. The teacher shook his head, "I knew it, never mind anyway I need a volunteer Homura."

Homura jumped at the mere mention of his name, and stared at him. "Yeah?"

"Come up here."

Homura trudged to the center where the mats were located, eyeing the bamboo poles nervously. Sanzo raised an eyebrow and Kougaiji leaned against a pillar. The teacher started giving directions to Homura. After a while, the teacher sat down and turned the music on. As if on cue, Homura heaved a heavy sigh, blushed and started dancing. Tip toeing across the clashing bamboo along with the rhythm. Gojyo's jaw dropped open as they watched Homura's fast actions.

The music stopped and Homura quickly sat down, being patted on the back by Zenon and Shien as the crowd clapped enthusiastically, burning with embarrassment. "Good, good"

"We're not going to dance like THAT, are we?" Gojyo muttered. Hakkai smiled.

"Maybe"

Sanzo made a derisive noise as he leant against the wall.

"NOW!" the teacher yelled. "Get into pairs! Or maximum of three people, that's okay! We'll test your synchronization level."

Kougaiji pulled Yaone quickly. "What about Doku?" she asked the prince as he watched Doku with Gojyo.

"No. He's the one who trains me in sync levels. I never agreed with him. He gets both of us confused." Kougaiji said. "Besides, I don't think Gojyo's likely to pair up with Sanzo." He added, grinning.

"Okay." The teacher called everybody's attention. "Now, we'll start with the hand coordination."

In Biology class


Goku stared at Nii, who was cooing his precious bunny, and teaching biology to the younger students. "Psst." A voice from behind him hissed. Goku turned around to see Nataku grinning at him.

"What?"

"I heard that the seniors will have a very 'special' PE lesson today."

Goku glanced at Nii, as Lirin, who was sitting next to Goku also turned around. "What?" Goku grinned.

"How special?"

"Very." Nataku snickered.

"Spit it out." Lirin said. Nataku glanced at Nii. "Don't mind him. He's just well just too occupied."

"Okay. Anyway" Nataku chuckled darkly.

Back with the seniors


"Er Homura?"

"Yeah?"

"LEFT, man. Left." Zenon stared at him and waved his left hand.

"Eh?"

"Left. Right. Both." Shien told him patiently.

"Okay got it"

"Good." Zenon rolled his eyes.

"How does that go again?" Homura asked weakly as he stared at both his hand. "Whose left??"


"This is stupid." Sanzo growled at Hakkai as the third round of the sync test- still on hand coordination- started. "We look like preschoolers who're let loose on the playground!"

"Hn? I think this is kind of fun." Hakkai smiled pleasantly. "No, Sanzo, the right hand. That's your left."

"Whatever."


"NO!" Gojyo yelled, frustrated. He raised his hand to his brother's face. "LEFT THEN RIGHT THEN BOTH!!" he screeched.

"You're confusing."

"Do you even know which is LEFT or RIGHT?!?!?!"

"Yes."

"You'd better. We're failing this stupid test!"

Kougaiji looked over at Yaone's shoulder, to where Gojyo was yelling his lungs out. He chuckled lightly.

"Left Right Both" Yaone muttered.

"Perfect pair. Perfect marks. You two can sit" The teacher said, as he passed by them. Yaone blushed and Kougaiji smirked. "The only two who can Geez, Even kids can do better! I don't believe it" the teacher muttered, shaking his head disbelievingly.

After a while, "Kougaiji-sama?" Yaone repeated.

"Oh, sorry" he blinked and nodded to the others.

Yaone looked to where Kougaiji was laughing at as they sat to wait for the others to get assessed. She saw Gojyo bickering with Dokugakuji. She also saw Sanzo, whose face is as red as Gojyo's hair. "Okay" she smiled as Kougaiji continued to amuse himself.

"FAIL, all of you!" the teacher called. "As punishment, each of you will have to do what Homura did earlier!"

"Who would?" Sanzo grumbled.

"Do I have to do it again??" Homura called out.

Nii's Biology Class


"They have to WHAT?!" Goku gaped at Nataku, who just gave him a smirk. Nii raised an eyebrow at them and continued.

"Yep. Dance, Sync tests, and the best part"

Goku leaned back to catch what Nataku was saying. Lirin also. "What?!"

"Are you sure?!"

"Positive."

"A blind treasure hunt?!"

Nataku smirked.


A/n: Chapter II will be up tomorrow ^-^ Review!! To continue or to not continue- that is the question. ^-^