My first published, well anything really. I hope it is up to standard.
I do not own Harry Potter.
Being Hat
Contrary to popular belief, life as the Hogwarts Sorting Hat was far from interesting.
Admittedly, one got to think up ridiculous (or informative) songs to sing at the start of year feast and a select few of the new intake of students in each year had fascinating thought processes, but the Sorting only took place once a year, and besides, sitting on the heads of potentially unwashed eleven year-olds was not the most pleasant of tasks. However, it was duty, and one that the Hat was compelled to perform.
So, as the familiar voices of the current Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress approached, the Hat sighed deeply.
It was time to Sort again.
