Yay! Lollidictator owns the manuals and I (sadly) don't own hetalia. Or elvish. Hope you like it!


I sat on my bed reading a book at about 5 pm. My pet bobcat, Winter, walked in and hopped up beside me. Yes, I have a pet bobcat. She just followed me home one day. Anyways, I was just getting to a good part when the phone rang. Winter opened an eye and glared at the phone as I picked it up. "Hello?"

"Hi honey!"

"Oh, hey mom. Anything up?"

"The sky. Heehee."

"..." It was a little odd having a mother that acted like she was 8.

"Anyway, I found a really cool anime that I thought you'd like! I'm sending you the DVDs I could find, and it should be arriving in a week."

"Cool! Thanks, mom!" But having an odd mom was also fun, in the sense that we were both anime maniacs.

"And aside from that, I'm sending you some packages related to that. They'll be coming the week after you get the DVDs."

I shrugged. "Cool thanks. Was that all?"

"Of course! Love you!"

"Mela lle too. Namaarie"

My mom sighed, but chuckled. "Namaarie."

I hung up and scratched Winters head. "Looks like we're going to get new anime, Hrive." She only purred, and I returned to my book. I looked up at my clock that I had drawn on. My, ten already. I placed my bookmark in my book, got ready for bed, and, well, got in bed.


I rubbed my eyes and looked at my calendar. Today was when I got the new anime! I crept out of bed, not wanting to disturb Winter. I practically flew down the stairs. Hey, I like me some good anime. And if my mom says it's good, then it will be good! I timidly peeked through the door, opening it just a crack. Looking down, I saw a nice-sized package.

Cautiously, I opened it only to what my arm, and the box, would fit through. I'm not a person who likes being social. And aside from my name, which is Lostariel and pronounced lost-are-ee-ell, I'm not noticed that often. It doesn't bother me though. I rather like it. I quickly shut the door and tossed the package on the couch.

"Winter!" I called up the stairs. Said bobcat trotted in shortly and I heated up some fish for her. Me, I had cereal. Nothing special. After that, Winter followed me to the couch, where I took the two DVD boxes out of the box. The first one read; Hetalia Axis Powers, Part One, and the other; Hetalia Axis Powers, Part Two. I popped the first disc in and started it up.


Needless to say, I got hooked on it and watched it over and over again and found out literally everything about it. My favorite was Canada, followed by England, Russia, and China. By the time the doorbell rang, I had forgotten about the other stuff mom was sending me. So, I answered it, wondering what the fudge someone was doing at the door. I was peeking through a crack in the door about two inches wide. "Who are you?" I said quietly.

"Err, I'm Harold. I have a delivery for..."

At this, I opened the door like a normal person.

"Umm...L...Lost...?"

I sighed. "Lostariel. Yes, that's me." I suddenly spotted the logo on his mint-green shirt. It was...England's friend, Flying Mint Bunny. I had to refrain myself from squealing and laughing. I noticed the truck had the same logo, but with words. Flying Mint Bunny Co.

"Miss? I need you to sign."

"Oh. Yeah. Sure." I grabbed the electronic signer and signed.

"Want me to wheel it in?"

I nodded. That crate looked pretty darn heavy. What's in there, I thought.

"I'll be leaving now, miss."

"Okay."

Once he was gone, I shut the door before squealing and laughing like I was insane. Which I think I was just a bit. When I recovered, I picked the manual for it out of the bag. It read:

CONGRATULATIONS!

You've just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit of your very own!

Oh. My. God. I just got Canada. In a box. My home country. In a box. At this point, I started freaking out, running in circles flailing, laughing like a madwoman, and spinning in circles making weird high-pitched noises. I think I weirded out my cat during that time. Finally, after calming down, I practically ripped the top off of the crate.

He was sleeping with a small smile on his face. I let out a quiet "Aww!" Before starting to actually read the manual again. "So he'll respond to anything...already knew he was nineteen...makes sense..." My eyes skimmed down the page. Wait a minute. I awkwardly stared at the manual. "People these days..."

I skimmed over the accessories, and looked at programming. "So...jobs? Professional Ice Hockey Player. Cool!" I laughed at the other two. I could pull those of with a bit of difficulty. On the next page was removal. AKA, waking him up. "I don't speak french. I wonder if elvish would work. Eh, probably not." I didn't want to cook now. I snorted.

"I wonder if Justin Bieber parodies would work." Winter made an odd noise. "...fourth option it is, then." I smiled. Turning on the TV, I searched for hockey. Just my luck! I turned up the volume reeeaaaally loud. Winter shot upstairs. I walked back to the box, looking at it. It suddenly began shaking. Wait. Wasn't there something about wood going everywhere? Crap. I turned and started to run, when I heard Canada break out. Something connected with the back of my head. Hey, why'd everything go black?


I couldn't tell if I was dreaming. I probably was since Winter was telling Canada, who was growling, to back off and that she was trying to help me. After that, everything went swirly rainbows. Yup, definitely a dream. One of the weirdest ones I've had, actually.

I slowly opened my eyes, to see winter look up at me, lick me, nuzzle me, and then run off. "Ugh..." I saw her again but there was also Canada.

"Oh, you're awake, eh? Good. I was worried."

"Mmhmm..."

He blushed. "S-sorry I hit you with wood. You're okay, right?"

"Ugh. Im voa. Mani marte?"

He stared at me with a puzzled expression.

"Oh, sorry, I speak elvish."

"Elvish?"

"An language from Lord of The Rings that was made into a 'real' language."

"Ah."

"But, anyways, I think I'm fine."

I sat up rubbing the back of my head. Oh great. A bump. Oh, well. Winter jumped up on me and licked me happily several times. I giggled. I looked at the manual again. Oh yeah, gotta reprogram him. I looked at the options deciding number four was the best option.

"Could you turn the hockey game on, not as loud, though."

He smiled and nodded. The noises of hockey were quickly turned down and I was able to reprogram him. I looked at the manual to see if I didn't want any modes. Out with WWII-era, and that's about it. I snickered when I read the summary for Manada. Also at the name, which was clever.

I finished, and without turning his gaze from the television, said; "Done?" "Yeah." He got up and we stared at the screen. "Are you hungry?" I asked. He nodded, and I turned off the television. "Oh, by the way, I'm Lostariel. That or Lost is fine." He smiled. "I'm Matthew Williams."

"I could make pancakes, if you want." I smiled. "Thanks! The kitchen is that way." I pointed to the kitchen before looking through the manual. Relationships...cleaning... "Oh good he-wait." I blushed as I read doesn't mind if you bathe with him. Now that would be awkward. Unless if it was, say, swimming. Feeding... "Oo! Insanely good pancakes! Yay!"

"Don't need FAQ or Trouble shooting, so, that's it!" I smiled happily with the last statement. I leaned my head back, wincing a little, and pet Winter. "Thank you, mom!" I shut my eyes, and thought about how eventful the morning had been so far. Well, mainly getting Canada and getting knocked out by a piece of flying wood. But that was okay. I wonder if there will be more...If so, I'll have one heck of a life. Great.


Yay! It's up! So, as she said, she is speaking elvish. (there really are people who learned elvish and taught it to their kids. I think it's cool) Her favorite countries are mine. I celebrate Canada Day and I'm american. I baked cookies. They were yummy. I named the delivery guy after this stress zebra my dad gave me. I would do exactly as she did when he delivered the first one. I'm actually not that noticable. My dad sat down on me a couple times. But he got up. Her pet is a bobcat because i feel like it. My, are you still reading this? Wow. Here's a cookie. Sorry for babbling. It will continue. In her dream, switch Canada and the bobcat's places. That was what was happening. Hope that made you giggle or something, though. Yeah, so, THANKS FOR READING! I'll get right on the next chapter. :)

Meaning time!

Mela lle too. - Love you too.

Namaarie. - Farewell. (since i couldn't find goodbye)

Hrive - Winter (she often calls her bobcat this)

Lostariel - Blooming? (it is the elvish form of chloe and I thought it was pretty)

Im voa. - I think.

Mani marte? - What happened?

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