Pavarotti looked at Kurt.
Kurt looked at Pavarotti.
Pavarotti farted.
Kurt giggled.
"Geeze Pav that smells!" Kurt laughed.
At that moment Blaine walked in.
"Ewww! Kurt you smell!" Blaine blocked his nose from the awfull stench that the bird had created.
"n-no, no it wasnt me i swear it was Pavarotti!" Kurt pointed at the bird that was perched on his bird swing.
"Yea what ever kurt blame it on the bird" Blaine rolled his eyes and walked away from the smelly room.
After Blaine left the room Kurt gave Pavarotti the biggest death stare (sometimes Kurt can get really scary).
The next day Kurt found a white egg on the bottom of Pavarotti's cage.
"What the hell!" kurt screamed "are you cheating on me with that bird next door!".
"Wait what i thought u were a boy" Kurt frowned
Pavarotti turned from Kurt she couldnt stand to look at Kurt at the moment.
Kurt was so depressed he ran to Blaine.
"Hes cheating on me Blaine! Pavarotti cheated on me!" Kurt cried
"Wait, you were going out with a bird?" Blaine questioned
Kurt just nodded and went back to crying.
That afternoon Blaine approached that awful bird.
"How could you do that?" Blaine yelled,
Pavarotti just stared up at him like he really didnt care.
This made Blaine even angrier "how could you cheat on Kurt he is most beautiful boy i ever met!" Blaine screamed in the birds face and again the bird was silent.
"You know what stuff you! You dont deserve such an amazing person like Kurt!" and before leaving Blaine kicked and broke a lonesom chair.
The next day Pavarotti went to apologise to Kurt and what she saw gave her a mighty shock.
There stood Kurt and Blaine making out against a wall.
Slowly Pavarotti flew out of the room and closed the door quietly.
Finally Kurt was happily in love.
