A LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE?
JuunanazGurl
(A/N) Ok, this is basicly a one-shot fic, or at least, I think it is. This is D/Hr with a slight twist. If your into romantic overdramatic, lemonish, mushy lovey-dovey stuff, you've come to the wrong place. However, if you're not, and wanna see Ron and Harry act kinda stupid, then read on. Now, on w/ the show..
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It was 3:00 pm as Hermione Granger stood by the entrance of The Three Broomsticks . Checking her watch constantly, she pondered where on earth Ron and Harry were. Looking around for them, she finally did spot her two best friends and they were talking .....to Malfoy?

Hermione: Harry! Ron!!

(All three boys turn to look at her)

Draco: Better run Pothead, shes calling you..

(Draco stuffs something in Rons pocket)

Ron: Go to hell Malfoy.

(Draco smirks)

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In the Three Broomsticks....

Hermione: So, what did Malfoy say to you?

(Both boys look at each other rather nervously)

Both: Nothing...

Hermione: I saw his mouth moving, so he must have said something...

Harry: Err...I think I need to go pepe now... (runs to restroom)

Ron: (Laughs nervously) Uhh..yeah! Me too! (Runs after Harry)

(Hermoine perks up a brow)
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In the boys restroom.....

Ron: (talking to Harry through the stall) How are we gonna tell Mione that we sold her of to Malfoy of all people??

Harry: (Washing his hands for no apparent reason) You know Ron, you make it sound as if we're gonna make her have sex with him or something, all we're gonna do is convince her to go with Malfoy to the spring dance, thats it!

Ron: Ya, you're probably right, I mean...(Feels the lump in his pocket) its just one night, and he gave us a sack of galloens for it...now all WE have to do, is think of a plan...

(Harry nods)
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Back in the main of the Three Broomsticks.......

Mione had already finished her butterbeer and was still waiting for Harry and Ron. Suddenly, her thoughts were inturrupted by the sudden intrusion of a certain silver-blond haired boy, and next thing she knew, he was sitting at Rons chair, smirking at her.

Mione: What are you doing Malfoy?

Draco: You know, the spring dance is coming pretty soon, and, not that I'm surprised, it seems you dont have a date.

Mione: Yeah...and?

Draco: Granger, when is the last time you've been to a dance?

Mione: What are you going at Malfoy?

Draco: I'snt it obvious?

{Long pause}

Moine: (finally putting 2 and 2 together) Ew!!! Malfoy are you crazy?! Think what thats gonna do to your rep, to MY rep!!! I mean people are go---

(Almost gags as Draco kisses her on the mouth forcefully)

3 minutes later....

Draco: (FINALLY breaks the kiss) So?

Mione: Wow Malfoy, not bad, but you're a slimeball and a git, so don't think a 3 minute kiss is going to make up for 4 years of torture.

Draco: Oh COME ON Granger, it can't be that bad.

Mione: Oh yes it can!!

Draco: Fine, fine, but you know, if you are looking for a date, Goyle is searching for one too, maybe you two will cross paths.

(Mione gulps)

(Draco gives a small chuckle and gets up to leave)

Moine: Stay where you are Malfoy!!

Draco: (turns around to face her) Hmm?

Moine: Where do you think you're going?

Draco: If you must know Granger, Zonkos.

Moine: (Glances at the restroom doors and sighs)Alright, I'll go with you!! Just wait for me!

(Draco smirks)
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Meanwhile, STILL at the little boys room

Harry: Alright, so, youre saying we should send her on a blind date with him?

Ron: Exactly, all of your 21 plans were great Harry, but we cant forget that I AM the brains in this group....

Harry: Are not!

Ron: Are to!

Harry: Are not!

Ron: Are to!

Harry: Are not!

Ron: Are-- oh never mind! We shouldnt be arguing, not when we have a sack full of money with us! Never thought I'd say it, but thank YOU Malfoy!!

Harry: How much is in there anyway??

Ron: Don't know.....lets count!!

(Ron pulls out the sack, grinning)

(Harry unties the rope)

Suddenly, Harry and Ron are invaded as a swarm of minature white ferrets came leaping at them, bouncing all over the walls and ceilings. Harry and Ron panicked. Acting quick, they started grabbing all the ferrets they could hold in a handful. Harry leaped for a ferret that was perched on the windowsill, but when he grabbed for it, it jumped and he fell face flat on the window, just in time to see Hermione and Draco arguing as they walked of into the sunset.

End?
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(A/N): Well? Send your thoughts into your reviews, and Im thinking of making this another chapter.....*shrugs*