"Hey dude! Dude with Rose over here dude with the vampiric face over here!!" I yelled trying to get Emmett's attention. Emmett and Rosalie started walking to the back to my surprise the bra section. "Emmett, do you want me to video this and send it to america's funnies videos!?" Still no answer. I took out my video camera and started taping him. Next thing I knew Emmett had a bra the size of a mountain and tried putting him on when Rosalie turned around and said "I don't know you." "B b b but Rosie pooh why d d d don't y y y you l l l love m m m me?" He stuttered. Oh this would be hilarious! "Quiet Nessie wait for that jerky Emmett to get over here." I winked at her. "I get it" she winked back. "Hey dude right here the dude with the bra on the size of a mountain!" I screamed at him. "Oh, me what why? Oh all- whatever." He started walking over here and I said "Nessie wants you to hold her. Come here please.""All right for Nessie sure." he walked over here with Rosalie on his arm while I was still taping. He came over and picked up Nessie "Hey Nessie Pooh whats the matter?" She started crying in his sholder with a really loud whine which attracted a few customers and employee's. He got a few "Let me see her." "Is she yours you dont deserve her." and a few "Make her stop your making a seen." "Shh, she's mine and he took her! I don't even know him!" I winked at Rose who was about to say I did know him. She then mouthed the words 'Oh I get it.' She then walked away from Emmett. The same Emmett who still had a bra on. "He's trying to steal my poor little two year old child!" I screamed and a few more people came over and a few started dialing supposedly 9-1-1. A little while later Emmett gave me back Nessie when the police came "See ya Bella!" And he took off running. "After him" I screamed "He tried to kid nap my Nessie." I always knew Emmett would end up in jail. I saw Emmett run and hide in the Kiddy section of the store so I walked up to him. "Shhh the po po are after me." He said in a low tone. "Peeps he's over here!" I screamed "you better run" Then I saw a crowd of people with pitch forks come running over. Next thing I knew Edward came runnin up with a ton of..... bra's. "Eddie pooh why do you have a ton of bra's in that bag. he took one out and put it around him. Dang and I thought the one Emmett had was big. "Emmett's in trouble with the police!" I said in with a low giggle every once in a while. "Ooh what did he do?" He said like a little kid. "He tried to steal Nessie cause he's a stranger to us." I said in air quotes. "Ooh bella you send him to jail." He said when the bra popped off. Gosh what is happening to the crew I didn't know Edward and Emmett could get drunk or aren't they. What type of family did I come into. I started screamin' for Emmett to come over here when he said no oops. "Emmett you can go home now if your done playing with the bra's!" I said giggling with Nessie. "Hold on Nessie," I put her on my back and started running. When I found Emmett I grabbed him by the ear and pulled him away to the car while he waas screaming for Rose. "Kid napper" Some one screammed at me. Then I took off threw him in the back seat with Rose and took off. By time I was at home I had realized two things 1. I forgot the vido camera and 2. I forgot Edward. Well who cares. (A/N I do!:()

A/N: Done sorry it's long:( It's just that I had a dream over Emmett Buying BRA'S wow. WEIRD