The change in professor Snape.

Hee hee. Don't ask me where this came from. Cause I have no idea. Anyways, please enjoy!

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It all happened one morning near the end of the year. A group of first years were making their way towards the dungeon for the first class of the day, Potions. They were patiently waiting for Professor Snape when out of the classroom stepped a lady.

"Good morning class." She said in a high pitched voice.

"Where is Professor Snape?" Someone in the back piped up.

"Why deary. I'm professor Snape."

Hermione looked at him. "Well, you uh... Look different today."

And indeed he did. Instead of his usual black robes he now wore a vibrant shade of orange. His hair, usually black and greasy, has been died a hazel brown color with neon green highlights. And lengthened. His hair had been lengthened quite considerably so that is almost reached his knees.

Snape beamed at them. "I'm glad you noticed! I took a little extra time with my makeup this morning."

Harry started choking. All year Professor Snape had been cold and mean, and he hardly ever smiled. But now...

"Well come on then! Don't just stand there, come inside!" He announced sweeping his arm out to the side escorting them all inside.

They quickly found their seat and sat down. One student was brave enough to ask Snape, "Professor uh- Sir, are you sure you are not insane?"

Snape thought for a minute then flashed his now pearly white teeth. Harry grimaced. The thought of Snape being kind was sickening. "No!" Snape said cheerfully.

Hermione raised her hand. "Yes dear?"

"Excuse me professor, but why do you sound like a girl?" Hermione asked.

Snape laughed, a terrible sound. "Oh that. I decided to get votive modifications. You know, to make me sound friendlier."

The class looked at him warily. "Well enough chitchat! Let's get to work." Snape said breezily.

For the first time that day, the class looked around. It was actually light in the classroom and there was a source of fresh air somewhere.

"Oh! But first, who wants a cookie?" He asked, picking up a tray full of round, golden cookies.

"Me!" Ron shrieked.

Snape walked around the classroom, handing out cookies to everyone. Some people, like Ron, gobbled them all up, while others hesitated. "Don't worry. Even if I did lace them with poison it probably wouldn't be fatal!" Snape announced.

Hermione put her unbitten biscuit down. Just then a student fell of their chair at the back of the classroom. "Except that one." Snape added. Harry started choking on his cookie. "And that one." Snape said looking at Harry.

Suddenly, the bell to signal the end of class rung. Everyone jumped out of their seats and rushed towards the door. "Oh. Well, bye class!" Snape said with his still high pitched voice.

Hermione paused just as she was about to walk out the door. "Oh professor? I would consider asking the aliens to give your normal brain back." She said before hurrying to her next class.

"What has aliens got to do with anything? I am normal." Professor Snape muttered to himself.

He stood up, brushed his bright orange robes down, quickly brushed his hair and straightened the sparkly butterfly clip before walking to the door to greet the next class who were already waiting. "Morning class!"

Long story short: everyone ran away in shock. Snape found his mind after any years of people avoiding him (and his cooking!) and everyone lived happily ever after. You hope...


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