Harry Potter and Christina Aguilera Conversation

Harry: Hey Christina!
Christina: Hi harry. Please stop licking your lips and blowing kisses my way!
Harry: Ahh, yea, whatever. Are you a muggle?
Christina: No, of course not, I'm a genie in a bottle baby!
Harry: Ok, well what do you like to do?
Christina: I don't know i've been locked up tight for centuries. But remember every minute with me there is a price to pay!
Harry: How much?
Christina: You have to rub me the right way!!!
Harry: (rubs her arm) How was that?
Christina: Great, my body is saying lets go!
Harry: Where? To Hogwarts?
Christina: Are you saying that I have warts?!?
Harry: No, I'm not.
Christina: Good, cause that's definately not what a girl wants!
Harry: of course not.
Christina: Harry, I have a question to ask you.
Harry: What?
Christina: Will you come and set me free?
Harry: Uh, I guess so.
Christina: Ok great! Then I'll be with you!
Harry: Yeah... well I have to go. Bye. (runs away)
Christina: (running after Harry) Wait Harry baby! I've been waiting for someone like you! Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy!!!