I own Inuyasha, I own Inuyasha! Yes I do! Muahahaha! -cough- If Rumiko Takahashi (the real author of Inuyasha series) asks, say that you never read/heard that I typed/said that. Do the same thing if anyone asks.

ANYWAY, here's the oneshot…

"Inuyasha, sit!" Kagome yelled from behind a sleeping Inuyasha.

"What was that for wench?" Inuyasha yelled from his ditch.

"Sit! The first one was for denying that you stole Shippo's candy and lying to me and the second one was for calling me wench!"

"1. You ARE a wench. 2. I did NOT steal any damn thing! I don't need to steal anything." Inuyasha said matter-of-factly.

"Sit! Stop lying to me!" cries

"Sure, it's always the stupid one's fault! -finally realizes he just said he was stupid- That didn't come out right…." Inuyasha yelled.

"hehehe….Inuyasha gets beaten up while I eat candy….too bad 'bout Kagome…" Shippo snickered through a mouthful of candy.

"This picture doesn't seem right…" Miroku observed.

"Is it because Shippo lied to Kagome so Inuyasha would get beaten up?" Sango said in a 'no duh' way.

"That's probably it…" hand starts moving...

SLAP "HENTAI!"

"Owwwwww! It wasn't me! I swear!"

"I'd better tell Kagome I 'found' my candy or else Inuyasha is so going to literally kill me… Kagome!" Shippo said…still eating candy.

through sniffles "What is it Shippo?" Kagome sobbed.

"Uh…I found my candy. Sorry about the trouble."

"You moron! You could've said that earlier! You are so dead once I get out of this ditch!" Inuyasha yells but nobody hears him cuz his ditch is about a 1000 metres deep.

"That's OK Shippo. Sry Inuyasha for all those sits THUD oops…hehehe. I mean sry about the s-i-t-s earlier. You could've just told me you didn't steal it!" Kagome said.

"I did!" Inuyasha wails while climbing out of his…hole.

"Did not!" Kagome protests.

"Kagome and Inuyasha are fighting and so are Sango and Miroku so I'll end this." Shippo said apologetically.

Some ppl might recognize this oneshot cuz I posted it up before but it was deleted….yeah. R&R!