Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own Carrot, Chocolate, Gateau, or any other characters or alter egos that I thorn_worshipper might be mistaken for as the master of by the pathetic passerby.

(Starts with chocolate walking in on Carrot necking with cute male shop owner when he was supposedly was buying a parsnip [or two])
SO= Shop Owner

Carrot: mmmmm.... you smell good....... like chocolate......

SO: What was that about candy....... skittles sound good right now.......ooooo, how I love American candy

Chocolate: Oh well I never realized I smelled good before carrot!

Carrot:*blinks* Um........... ooooooo........ Thanks for that parsnip..... Mr., I'm sorry, didn't catch your name.

Chocolate: Think I buy that, Mr. Ladies man turns out to be to be Mans Man. Not a chance! This is brilliant...... wonderfully hysterical......you can smell a women from a mile away. HA! .... That may be so but not because you want to have sex with them.

Carrot: *Sweatdrop* I was just thanking him for the vegetable with a nice hug.

Chocolate: Oh yes! I always thank other women by sticking my tongue down their throat.......

SO: Calm down, your friend here is my new, ten minute long lover, and he is gay

Chocolate:* brings eyebrows together, as sign of sarcasm* Ya think.......... DUH! DAMN BAKA!....... I still think this is great....... Almost as good as Monty Python.........Well, you can't beat the coconuts...... why are you staring in such a way...... do I have something on my face?..............

Well, there you go my first Chapter depending on reviews will I continue it.
PLEASE REVIEW IT! (It would fulfill my every dream, well not really, but if thats what you want to believe then go ahead)