Clint was starting to believe that Tony had a multiple personality disorder. He stared at the boy who was leaning against the Captain as the two watched a movie together. Steve hadn't notice that Tony wasn't even paying attention to the movie but rather more interested in the fact that the older man had an arm around him. To anyone else this was a cute scene but to him and no doubt Natasha too, it was just strange. He had noticed that most people get blinded by the fact that Tony had the appearance of the kid especially the cap, but he was very well aware that the kid was way more excited that he should be. Hell, he was even BLUSHING for crying out loud! It wasn't too noticeable and would most likely go unnoticed by the others, but Clint could definitely tell that playboy Tony was getting flustered! As the movie continued, the archer decided to see if what he was assuming was correct. Hoping over the couch he sat on the other side of the patriot and smiled.

"So what are we watching?" He asked noticing Tony was glaring at him now.

"A movie you wouldn't like to watch," Tony said and clenched onto Steve's clothes. "Now go away Legolas."

"We're watching Snow White," Steve said. "I remember watching this when I was a kid. Tony actually got a copy of it so we could watch it together."

Steve ruffled Tony's hair which got the boy to smile brightly. Clint smirked at the sight and watched the movie with them. How could he not notice the tall tale signs of puppy love? Especially when it was as bad as this case? Glancing over at Tony he saw that he was still looking up to Steve with big eyes that basically sparkled with childish glee. He was unquestionably not going to let the kid live this down, EVER.

()movie ends()

"Aw can't I come training with you?" Tony whined.

"How about you play with Clint while I train Tony?" Steve asked ruffling his hair. "I'll play with you later."

Clint practically FELT the glare that the squirt gave him as he watched Steve leave. Before he knew it, normal size Tony was right in front of him ready to yell when the man just stopped in his place. Every time he returned to his adult state, Tony would easily get over his little 'crush' on the captain. It was if it never existed or he wasn't just admiring Steve on the couch as they watched a movie he specifically got for him. He'd still had the memory of liking him but at the same time he didn't act all love struck whenever the other man would walk in. In fact, he acted like he normally did, a big asshole. However if he was in his kid form he'd run up to him and beg to do something with Steve.

"You know you should REALLY stop teasing me when I'm in kid form," The genius said going to grab a beer. "I know magic at that stage you'll become a popsicle next time you ruin my time with the cap."

"What does it feel like?" Clint asked raising an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?"

"When you're a kid you admire him so much but now you could care less. What does it feel like when you go from loving him to being indifferent."

"...Well it's not exactly pleasant. When I'm a kid he's amazing in my eyes and I really want to be with him twenty four seven. All those 'amazing stories of Captain America' my dad would tell me come to mind and the fact that he's there in front of me is I guess...cool? Then when I switch over feels as if my heart is being ripped apart because I think like I do now. He's not 'amazing' as my dad told me he was, he follows the rules by the letter, he's a dull man and more than anything I would LOVE to punch him in the face. Then I go back to normal. I can't really explain it but, even though he didn't do anything the second I go back to normal...I hate him."

Tony drank the beer straight from the bottle before turning around to face Clint.

"It feels like shit basically," He said offering Clint a sip. "Then again it's called a crush for a reason, because in the end that's exactly what happen's, you get crushed."

"And right now?" Clint asked taking it.

"I feel like I want to go work on some of my cars. As for the cap...I 'respect' him and at the same time I still don't like him or hate him. So there's that."

"If you're working on cars you're not getting this back."

"You son of a bitch."

Watching Tony leave, Clint took a swig from the beer bottle. He likes him but doesn't, he hates him but doesn't, he doesn't care about him but he does, it's no wonder the guy for the most part stays in one form for long periods of time. It must be a roller coaster going back and forth. With a sigh he finished the rest of the alcohol before leaving the room.

()()

Knock, knock. He groaned upon hearing the sound of someone knocking on his door. Who the hell could be up at this time of night? Quietly he hopped out of bed and opened the door ready to speak a few choice words with whoever was there...when he felt an unnatural coldness hit him. Stepping back, Clint watched as Tony stepped into the room in his jotun form wearing nothing but a blanket that surrounded him.

"I hope I had not waken you from your rest," Tony whispered.

"You kind of did," Clint said. "Uh is something wrong?"

"May I stay in your room tonight? I do not wish to sleep alone at the moment..."

"Will you turn the cold off?"

"Of course I had not realized that I was in my jotun form to begin with...I apologize."

The coldness vanished right away and Tony shuffled over to get into the bed. There was a slight chuckle as he laid on one of the numerous pillows.

"You know you aren't truly a bird right?" He asked. "You do not need to make a nest out of these pillows."

"It's a lot more comfortable isn't it?" Clint asked getting in with him. "Good nIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Clint gasped loudly as Tony ran a hand on his bare chest. Grabbing onto the hands, he pushed the latter away in surprised. Of course though, his strength was practically nothing compared to someone who was half jotun. Instantly Tony got his hands back and he climbed on top of the archer. He struggled in his grip only to have a swift smack across the face.

"Do not struggle this will make the process all the more annoying," Tony said and smiled approvingly. "This I could enjoy...when I return to Asgard with my mother you must come back with me. Your body is absolutely delightful..."

"Yeah you clearly have lost it," Clint hissed. "What are you doing?"

"Recall our earlier conversation Legolas? About how I had an infatuation with the captain when I was in my child form? It is similar to that only, I'm not interested in him right now. You however, I'm enthralled by. But...shall I assume like everyone else you only enjoy my child side or my midgard side? Right now you must think that I am about to take over your mind to make you my slave just like mother had. As fun as that would be, I'm not going to do that, not to you. Instead I wish for you to take me."

Air seemed to disappear as Clint stared at him. He wanted him to...nope, that was not going to happen. It's not like he didn't think he was attractive or anything, Clint found him extremely good looking. The fact is however, Tony's 'darling sweet murderous' mother would castrate him if he even thought about doing it with him. There was no way he could have sex with him no way! However Tony wasn't going to take no for an answer and grabbed hold onto his pajama pants tearing them off. The man grinned slowly stroking his legs before reaching for the boxers.

"Okay what is wrong?" He asked.

"What is wrong is you're talking," The genius said frustrated. "Please do be quiet as I get what I want."

"...You had a nightmare again didn't you?"

There was silence.

"I do not know what you mean," He murmured glancing to the side. "I...simply wish to sleep with you."

"Of course you do," Clint said rolling his eyes. "Look I won't have sex with you but...if you're still scared I'll..."

Before he could finish his sentence Tony latched himself onto Clint. Hot tears landed on him as the genius rested his head on his chest. There was silence until he was certain that Tony's breathing had evened out. With a sigh, Clint tried to make himself more comfortable and drifted off as well.

()()

Clint was now fairly certain that Tony had a multiple personality disorder. As he entered the kitchen, he twitched at what he saw. There he was in his child form hugging the Captain as Bruce and Loki stared in shock. A deep blush was burned into the kid's face as he murmured something into Steve's leg. Bruce joked about how 'cute of a couple' they were which made Clint glare at him. Pushing past him, he ignored the look that Loki gave him in favor for the boy. Kneeling down, he tapped Tony's shoulder and got a rather harsh glare from him. He didn't even get to yell at him because the second he opened his mouth, Clint gave him a kiss.

"CLINT HE'S ONLY TEN!" Steve shouted panicked.

"You hog him all the time learn how to share," Clint said calmly.

Arms wrapped around his neck and he received a much more sensual kiss. A series of crashes started to happen. Loki began to curse out Clint for defiling his son and was clearly ready to kill him, the Hulk was the only thing keeping him back from him but he knew that the Hulk wanted to make him a pancake too. Steve...oh Steve's reaction had to be the best. Clint pulled away from Tony's lips only to see his other more fun form. Grinning, he was about go for a second one when he felt himself being pulled away.

"We're having a word Clint," Steve said yanking him away.

"Can't we have a word AFTER I have my turn with Tony?" He asked with a smirk.

"NO!"

Looking back, Clint snickered as he saw Tony was his same ole playboy billionaire philanthropist self again. Loki was wiping his face even though it was clear that he didn't want it and glared over at him, blushing slightly.

Yep, Tony certainly had multiple personalities and you know what?

He sure as hell was going to enjoy that one personality.

Made this finally woo

First off this is NOT CANON! Fanfic of a fanfic. Anyway it does kind of hold truth to what goes on with Tony. Tony's forms each have their own 'personality' that sort of sinks into Tony, he won't forget what he does whenever he a kid or a jotun but he doesn't feel the same things as he does when he's either one of them.

Going to do a brief explanation of the two personalities skip to the bottom if you don't want to be too spoiled but it shouldn't be too bad. After all, you guys might've already figured it out.

Kid he's innocent and sweet but still Tony so you know he'll still have the whole 'jerk' moments or the 'I'm better or I'm cooler' than you aura going on. However he can be easily amazed as well as fall for childish tendencies quicker.

Jotun he's a little more devilish and lustful for power or in the case sex. What wasn't shown here is the fact that he is also Tony's paranoia and when he's not on a brave tangent he is will think everyone is out to get him. He feels stronger while he's like this so if he's in this form 7/10 times he's terrified and needs security.

Okay down here

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-Trickster