Sure, all is fine and dandy for them. But I'm the one who gets drooled on.

Damned teenagers. I have feelings too!

At the moment, there covered in slobber, but I have them! Do you know how bad I'm going to look later? Those droplets are going to wrinkle up my smooth surface!

Parchment Pimples!

And do you know what subject he uses me for? HISTORY OF MAGIC!That is the most boring class in the world. He doesn't even take notes on me, at all! Why couldn't I be a more interesting subject? That way, during history of magic I could hang out in Ron's bag and talk to Maple, my girlfriend.

God she's pretty, Even Ron's Handwriting looks great on her. *Sigh*.

I just love the way she curls up. And the way she bravely battles that cold potions room to help Ron learn. My hero. Ahhhhhh...But nooo. History of magic. The most boring class in the universe.