A/N: ...
Well, I once read a FMAxDGM fanfiction, with Ed and Al as Noahs. And... I love noah Ed and Allen. Sooo... This was born.
Takes place... when Allen was a little Babby. Ed is a bit OOC, but that's on purpose~ Allen will be a bit OOC too~
"Now family~ As you all know, we have a new family member~ So, welcome him with open arms~" The Millenium Earl grinned. The Noah looked up at him expectedly. The only thing they know about this noah is that he was the 15th noah. When they heard the Earl say that, they all tensed, thinking of the 14th, but the Earl calmed them by saying that his memories wouldn't allow him to betray the family, leaving them all to wonder.
"Come on in, Ed~" The Earl motioned someone into the room. The first thing they noticed about the noah was that he was short. There was no getting around it. The second thing they noticed was his golden hair. The third thing they noticed was that even though he was in his 'white' side, as Tyki would call it, he still had golden eyes.
The new noah, whom the Earl called Ed, looked the rest of the family over before deciding to speak. "What a weird bunch you guys make."
They all stared in shock at him. They had assumed that he was going to politely introduce himself them proceed to sit down. But, this was Ed we're talking about. He never does anything politely, unless he's ill with the plague of course.
The Earl decided to introduce the rude boy since the boy wouldn't do it for himself (Uptight bastard). "Everybody, this lad's name is Edward Elric. He is the Pride of the Noah." The noah's then understood what he ment by his memories, and his rudeness. "Ed, would you mind if they ask you a couple of questions?" he turned to the rude, and now bored, blond.
"I don't mind," Ed answered before adding thoughtfully, "... Much."
Rhode jumped up to ask the first question. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?" she looked at Ed expectedly, sparkles in her eyes.
"Yes. I have a younger brother named Alphonse," Ed answered shortly, with a note of finality. He looked at the person next to Rhode, whom's name is Tyki.
"What was your last occupation?" He sighed, after much prodding from his niece.
"Military for five or six years, then I was a doctor for a year or two (1)," Edward answered swiftly, looking at the next two, Jasdero and Devit. The two looked at each other with a mysterious look in their eyes.
"Why are you so short, shrimp?" Devit grinned mischiviously. They all noticed a change in Ed's posture. His eyes grew hard and his body tensed.
"What did you just call me?" he asked, eyes narrowing and teeth clenched. Devit cockly looked at the angry Noah.
"I called you 'shrimp.' What are you going to do about it?" he taunted. Less than a second later, he found that a pitch black shadow-spike was at his neck. The other Noahs looked at the scene with interest. Black shadows with large eyes and mouthes wrapped around the surprised Noah (2).
"I'll advise you to never call me that again if you want to live," Ed said cooly, and to prove his statement, he pressed the shadow into his neck ever so slightly, causing a thin line of blood to flow out. After a silent minute, Ed sent the shadows away. Devit glared at the tiny, smug blond before turning away.
Ed looked at the person next to the two, which was skinn. Said Noah took the sucker out of his mouth to ask his question.
"Do you like sweets?" he grunted. Edward looked at him with slight amusement.
"In moderation," he answered, which was good enough for the big Noah, whom returned back to his candy.
"Can we see you're Noah form?" Lulu bell asked suspiciously, still not sure that he was a Noah. She knew that the Earl would, of course, be right, but she had to be cautious first. Edward thought it over before shrugging. Ed's skin turned into the ashy gray that all Noahs have, and the several stigmatas appeared on his forehead. Lulu Bell nodded her head with satisfaction.
"Oh no~ I forgot that you guys have to introduce yourselves to Pride-pon (3)~" The Earl slipped in the suffix to the blond's name. Ed rolled his eyes before looking to Rhode.
"Rhode Kamelot, Noah of Dreams," she curtsed.
"Tyki Mikk, Noah of Pleasure," Tyki smoothly introduced himself.
"Sheryl Kamelot, Noah of Desire. Dare touch my daughter, and I will kill you," Sheryl glared at him.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything suspicious with your daughter," Edward answered in fake kindness. Immediately, Sheryl brightened up.
"Skinn Bolic, Noah of Wrath," Skinn grunted. Ed looked at him, a bit surprised, then smirked.
"Mister Skinn Bolic, I believe we are going to be great friends," he gave him the thumbs up and the weird smirk.
"Jasdero and Devit, and together, we make Jasdevi! We are the Noah of Bonds," the two said in unison. Of course, Jasdero said it more enthusiatic than Devit, who was still angry for his beautiful throat wound.
"Lulu Bell, Noah of Lust," Lulu curtly introduced herself. Ed proceeded to walk around the table without a word and held out his hand to the black headed Noah, whom shooking it a bit skeptically.
"I have a feeling about you and Mr. Skinn," Ed thought out loud when they stopped shaking hands, causing the Noah's to look at him skeptically.
"And I am the Millenium Earl~ Now, let dinner begin~" The Earl grinned as the Akuma walked in with plates filled with food.
-Ed's POV-
They all left me to my own devices after dinner. They are an odd bunch, I mused, but that's what makes people interesting. I thought back to when I was becoming a noah.
-flash back-
"Brother, you have to get to a doctor!" Al worried. I rolled my eyes.
"Al, I am a doctor," I sighed. Mysteriously, my forehead had started to bleed by itself one night. The phone rang and Al excused himself. Why does he insist on doing that? This is his home too... Caught in my thoughts, I didn't notice Al come back into the room.
"Mr. Mustang called brother. He wants you at his office right now," Al dutifully told me. Why is he so loyal to me? After everything I've done to him...
"Doesn't he know I'm not in the miltary anymore?" I hissed, deciding to forget about my weird brother and his weirdness.
"He said he has to give you something," he shooed me out of the house.
"Shrimp, nice for you to finally make it," Colonel Bastard smirked. Gate, I wish I can whipe that smirk off his gatedamn face!
"What do you want Bastard," I sighed tensely, already tired of his ugly face.
"Hmm? Is that a new fasion statement you have there, shrimp?" Is he ignoring me! I leant over his desk and hissed into his face.
"Colonel Bastard. I am currently very busy with doctor stuff. Hurry up and stop avoiding the subject." I seethed. He isn't even paying attention! His eyes are trained on my forehead!
"Why is the gauze red? Is your forehead bleeding?" he asked, reaching up to unwrap the gauze. I backed away as fast as I could, but he had managed to loosen it, and it slowly unwrapped itself off my head, reveiling the bleeding stigmatas. He stared in shock at me.
"Ed. What did you do to your forehead?" he broke the heavy silence. Instead of answering, I slapped my hand on my forehead and ran out of the room. "ED!" he yelled after me, but I ignored him.
"Damn Colonel Bastard..." I murmured as I dragged my feet towards home. Suddenly, a big, circular man with the weirdest ass face I've ever seen appeared before me.
"Tell me, are you Edward Elric~?" He asked me. I studied him for a minute. For some reason, I can't help but trust the creepy man.
"Yes, I am," I answered. His grin seemed to widen.
"And has your forehead started bleeding by any chance~?" he took off the new gauze that I had wrapped over my forehead and found that, indeed, my forehead has been bleeding. "Edward-"
"It's Ed," I interrupted his sentence.
"Ed, you are the Pride of the Noah~"
-End Flash back-
Why does it have to be me? I wonder how Al is doing... My eyes glazed over as I thought about Mom, Al, and all the friends we made...
-Normal POV, with the Earl, Tyki, and Rhode-
"Tyki, what do you think of Ed-chan?" Rhode asked her uncle. Currently, they were doing Rhode's homework. Well, the Earl was. Tyki just put the number thirteen on the answer blanks, causing Rhode to erase his stupid answers after seeing them.
"Well, he seems like a grouch. And, he's short," Tyki said absentmindedly and ran a hand through his hair. (In Ed's room, he twitched violently and sneezed)
Rhode rolled her eyes. "Yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious... You know what we should do?" she gasped as if she just had an epiphany. "We should get him drunk, then dress him up like a girl! And after that, we'll make him do my homework!" Tyki looked at her with a bit of concern. Where does she get these thoughts?
He sighed. For some reason, he felt like he's met him before, but where? He decided to forget about that train of thought and pay attention to Rhode's ramblings.
-back with Ed-
Ed sighed and opened the Rhode's bedroom door. The people in the room looked at him with surprise, mostly because he didn't knock.
"What... Are you guys doing?" he asked tensely. The Millenium Earl looked down at the papers in his hands.
"We are doing homework~" he purred. In the background, Ed heard Tyki mumble that it was actually Rhode's homework and that she should do it herself, but payed him no mind.
"May I see the problems?" Ed sighed and place his knuckles against his temple. Rhode obediantly gave him the homework, in hopes that he could do it for her (In a dress). He looked over the page with a look of disgust. "These are too easy. 1) x=2 y=3, 2) x=1.45 y= 8.55, 3) 88 scones, 4) 27 cancer sticks, 5) x=5/6, and 6) 3.14159265-you know what? Just put 3.14." he handed the paper back, and Rhode hastily wrote down what he said.
"Wow Ed! You're a genius!" Rhode gasped out when she finished writing down the answers. Ed shrugged and turned to the Earl.
"May I go out?" he asked the big man. Creepy-ass-man (also known as the Millenium Earl) grinned and gave him his permission. When Ed was out of hearig distance, Tyki turned to the others.
"He's just like a little kid, having to ask for permission even though he's, like, 20," he snickered.
Ed decided to go out of the closest door to his right. He emerged into a city called London, and the streets were not that crowded, seeing as it was around ten o'clock at night. Suddenly, a little boy with white hair ran into Ed. If the boy wasn't so small, Ed would have assumed that he was an old man.
"I-I'm s-s-sorry mister!" He stammered out as he scrambled off the ground. "I-it w-w-was an ac-accident!" He apologised fearfully, almost as if he thought Ed was going to hit him.
"It's okay kid. What's your name?" Ed asked, as he got off the ground and dusted himself off.
"My n-name is Allen W-Walker, sir."
A/N: To be continued! Dun Dun Dun!
(1) He quit the military when he got Al's body back, and he had to do something when he wasn't in the military! So, he decided to do something productive. He was also an architect for a brief moment in time, but let's not get into that.
(2) Think Salem Bradley.
This'll probably have Poker Pair and RoyEd because I love pedophilic anime characters.
This went so fast... Probably because I'm so tired...
*EDIT* Hopefully, this isn't going to fast now.
(3) Pride-pon- Lol because, let's say that the 15th noah's name is Pride, so The Earl calls him Pride-pon. Like Tyki-pon! And for those of you who don't know what -pon is, it's basically 'pet.' So Pride-pet and Tyki-pet. :D
