Popped up again in my mind! Just to make my day in a nice way! And don't worry, I'm still uploading Kiran's list. Need some inspirations for that.
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. I only wrote this fic for pure fun.
Second: English is my second language so expect some grammatical errors throughout the story.
Third: the following jokes contains in the next chapter onward are just for laughs. If you are offended by the jokes that are submitted by the readers, don't take it seriously. You've been warned.
Prologue: The birth of the comedy stand
"Why both of you can't be jolly for once?!" Kiran shouted at the top of his lungs while pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. The source of his frustration in front of him are the kings of Hoshido and Nohr respectively. Ryoma and Xander only looked at each other in confusion.
Ryoma gazes back to Kiran and have his explanation. "but Kiran, the enemy has been-"
"I. DON'T. CARE!" Kiran shouted again. "You two must knows how to relax while were out of the battlefield! Look at Chrom! He is playing chess with his daughter!"
"But we hang out with our respective siblings-" Xander explained but Kiran cut him off.
"Just hang around with the other heroes!" Kiran said while pointing into a random direction. "Marth, Roy and Ike are relaxing beneath the tree! Listen to both of you!" The two kings paid attention to the summoner. "If the two of you don't relax while were out of battle, I'll ask Deirdre and Ayra to write an explicit story about you two! And I mean it!" and Kiran leaves with a huff.
The two kings shivered at the threat.
"Did Kiran actually mean it?" Xander asked.
"He really mean it." Ryoma deadpanned. "What should we do now?" then he saw Hector chatting with Eliwood and Lyn and the two laughed at whatever joke that Hector said.
And by that, an idea pooped out on Ryoma's mind. "I have an idea on how we can relax outside of battle."
Xander looked at Ryoma. "And what was that?"
Ryoma grinned. "A comedy stand."
"A what?!" Xander flinced. He is trying to register at what Ryoma had said. "Ryoma, you can't joke to save your life! How can you supposed to joke?! You're too serious!"
"Do you want Sigurd's wife to write an explicit yaoi story about us?" Ryoma asked.
Xander shook his head. "I don't want to!"
"Well, let's get some ideas from Hector and we can gather the heroes at the Central Hall to listen to our jokes. And you Xander, will be my partner in this. So, take it or leave it?"
Xander sighed. He doesn't want Deirdre to write a story about them either. "I give up. You win. But when are we going to do that?"
"Tonight."
"Seriously, Ryoma?!"
And prologue is done! You can submit your jokes in the review section. There will be ten jokes per chapter.
Criticism is welcome!
