Mega Man X 6 Parody by Chadius
I now present for your satisfaction. My Megaman X6 parody.

The idea came to me while I was in the shower. My dissapointment at X6 (accompanied with its terrible translation) drove me mad. So I fiddled a bit and wrote this story out. Enjoy!

Cast of Characters I could think up.

X - Thinks he's sooo cool 'cause he's Mega Man version 4.0 (2.0 being the slide, 3.0 being the charge-up shot.) He also gets cool armors from Dr. Light, so Zero is nothing compared to him! At least, that's what he needs to keep saying to himself...

Zero - Zero is the most attractive Reploid in the universe. Good thing he was reprogrammed from Dr. Wily's original design ("KILL EVERYTHING,") or the world would be his oyster. He prides himself as a swordsman and wishes everyone would stop offering themselves to him.

Alia - Main programmer for the Hunter Base, Alia works hard and makes sure that X and Zero's armor is nice and shiny. Continuously reject's X's advances. Continuously ignores Zero's rejections of her advances.

Gate - Alia's old comrade. He created several Mavericks who were later destroyed under mysterious circumstances. Rivals were probably jealous of his work. Well, they can just fu off.

Sigma - Reoccuring Originating Source of Evil (R.O.S.E.) No matter how many times he dies, he reappears in the next Mega Man X game.

LET THE STORY BEGIN!!!

X fires at the giant, full screen robot. Sigma's systems go critical.

Sigma: You may have stopped the space colony from falling, but... I'm gonna kill Zero!

X: Huh?

Sigma: I'll explode and take Zero down!

X: ... Zero's three floors below. Why don't you just concentrate your final attack on me?

Sigma: ....

X: Ew! (1)

Sigma: ...That actually was a good idea. Too late, I hit the button.

X: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sigma explodes. X is unscathed, but Zero has no left arm. Or legs. Or torso.

X: Zero! Zero! You're dead, aren't you?

Zero: X? Is that you? My optics failed, and I'm losing power fast.

X: I guess you are dead... Mind if I have your saber?

Zero: Can't last much longer... YOU WANT MY WHAT? You're the last person on this planet I thought would ask that.

X: (Shifts eyes) Ew. (Yanks saber.) I'll never forget you man.

Zero: Get me to a repair center. I can survive for a few more hours... X? X? ... Bastard.

X finally returns to the Hunter Base.

X: Well, Sigma's dead. The world is safe.

Alia: The debris decimated the planet... the humans have been forced underground and the reploids can barely work.

X: ... Oh. Well, we're all alive, aren't we?

Signas: Where's Zero?

X: Um... Right. He's in the bathroom... or something... I'll go get him...
(X runs, hops in a car, drives away, flies away)

Alia: I think Zero's dead.

Signas: AGAIN? Well, this series is over. The coolest character is gone. Unless...

1) Golgo 13: "...." Right before makin' love to a random chick he saved.