Serena tries to trick herself that she didn't mean to sleep with Nate. They were both drunk and it was a one time thing she tells herself. But she knows that there had always been something in between them that caused...the night and there always will be.
But when she's with Dan, she doesn't have to feel that way. She's not drunk and it's not a one time thing because, and it's scary for her to say, they're in a relationship. And she's never been so happy to be the one, and the only one.
And she remembers walking down the street and seeing lovey-dovey couples holding hands and making out on benches and it thrills her that she is now part of a lovey-dovey couple.
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Blair and Serena sit on the bed and imagine ways to tell off Nate.
"You're a loser!"
"Fuck off!"
"I saw you pick your nose once in second grade!"
They even write a monologue on how Blair will berate Nate and Nate's dialogue is so pathetic and unrealistic that they collapse into fits of laughter.
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While Chuck is sitting in his private jet waiting for it to take off, he tries to list ten things wrong with Blair in his head.
1. She likes Nate.
2. She slept with Nate.
3. She's stupid. (Chuck lists this even though he is not exactly sure why she is stupid.)
He can only get to number three so he decides the list will be renamed as Three Things Wrong With Blair Waldorf.
He doesn't feel satisfied but it makes him a feel a little better.
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Blair Waldorf is having brunch in a little French cafe with Nate Archibald when Chuck swoops in and pulls a seat from some other table and sits down in between Blair and Nate. They have awkward conversation and Chuck soon gets bored. A plan forms in his mind and he almost grins devilishly if he were not sitting right next to Nate.
He slips his foot out of his left shoe and runs it up against Blair's right leg while he nonchalantly swirls his martini.
He thinks about relishing seeing the girl's eyes widen but instead, it's Nate who looks uncomfortable miffed and Chuck realizes that is not Blair's leg.
