"Hotel Castle Bleck"
A parody of the song "Hotel California" by The Eagles
"Hotel California" © The Eagles
Castle Bleck and all characters mentioned in this song belong to Nintendo
On a dark narrow highway, purple clouds in the air
An awful ominous feeling giving me a scare
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a black torch light
I realized this was my only choice
I'd have to spend the night
There she stood in the doorway;
Her hair was bright pink
She stared at me for a really long time
Never once saw her blink
Then she adjusted her glasses and she showed me the way
There were three voices down the hall
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Castle Bleck
Such a creepy place (Such a scary place)
Such a strange face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Castle Bleck
Think we're nice and good? (Think we're nice and good?)
Well we thought you would
His mind is Timpani-twisted, he's got the Prognosticus
He's got a lot of minions who never make a fuss
How they fight all the good guys, the best fighters yet
But they've all got tragic pasts they'd like to forget
So I called up the blue girl
"Do I have to stay?"
She said, "I'm gonna pencil you in for a quick brainwashing, 'k?"
And still those voices are jeering from down the hall,
In between the puns and similes
You can hear them call...
Welcome to the Hotel Castle Bleck
Such a creepy place (Such a scary place)
Such a strange face
We're ending the world at the Hotel Castle Bleck
We will finish you (we will ruin you)
Bring your Pixls, too
The man in the top hat
Looked at me with red eyes
And he said "You're my new prisoner here" in a voice cold as ice
And in the big meeting hall,
They planned my demise
They thought about ending my game
But they gave a new disguise
Last thing I remember, I was
Sneaking toward the door
But the jester, brute, and little green girl
Pinned me to the floor
"Relax, " said the cloaked man,
"You'll just be one of us.
You just have to follow my orders,
And don't you dare make a fuss! "
