Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon nor Team America
Author's note: So I was playing Pokemon Emerald while listening to this song and it was totally awesome! I was like "Yeah, you get 'em Shroomish! Okay, a little helpful advice from the author, it's best that when you're singing this you say the "e" in Pokemon in long form for the first two verses and for the rest, say the "e" in short form. And now I just waisted ten minutes of my life and one of yours.
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Pooooooooookeeeeemoooooon!
Pooooooooookeeeeemoooooon!
(drum roll)
Pokemon!
FUCK YEAH!
Coming at ya to whip your fuckin' little ass up!
Pokemon!
FUCK YEAH!
Catch 'em is the only way now!
Digimon your game is through, cause now you have to answer to...
Pokemon!
FUCK YEAH!!
So lick my Jynx and suck on my Muk!
Pokemon !
FUCK YEAH!!
Whatcha goin' do when we come for you now?!
It's the dream that we all share, to catch all of them (fuck yeah)!
(built up drum roll)
BLASTOISE!
FUCK YEAH!
DRAGONITE!
FUCK YEAH!
SCYTHER!
FUCK YEAH!
CHARIZARD!
FUCK YEAH!
GENGAR!
FUCK YEAH!
GYARADOS!
FUCK YEAH!
EEVEE!
FUCK YEAH!
ASH'S MOM!
FUCK YEAH!
(interlude, "fuck yeah!")
NIDOKING!
FUCK YEAH!
NIDOQUEEN!
FUCK YEAH!
LAPRAS!
FUCK YEAH!
SNORLAX!
FUCK YEAH!
ZAPDOS!
FUCK YEAH!
MOLTRES!
FUCK YEAH!
ARTICUNO!
FUCK YEAH!
ELECTABUZZ!
FUCK YEAH!
STARMIE!
FUCK YEAH!
PINSIR!
Fuck yeah...(fuck yeah!)
(interlude)
ALAKAZAM!
FUCK YEAH!
RAPIDASH!
FUCK YEAH!
MACHAMP!
FUCK YEAH!
POLIWRATH!
FUCK YEAH!
GOLEM!
FUCK YEAH!
RHYDON!
FUCK YEAH!
VENUSAUR!
FUCK YEAH!
MEWTWO!
FUCK YEAH!
ARCANINE!
FUCK YEAH!
JIGGLYPUFF!
Fuck yeah...(fuck yeah!)
BUTTERFREE!...BEEDRIL!
(guitar solo)
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