Once, there was a girl who inserted herself into a world of grown men with training in combat. She would either be overpowered or shamelessly helpless. She could never be balanced because then that would mean that there's nothing special about her, and she always has to have something special otherwise no one would want to read the story...right? Plus, she had the hots for Scout.

"Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!" She said out loud. Nobody did, and she started crying. She even saw a Scout run passed her. He didn't stop to say anything to her because he was running for his life. She didn't know what to do, so she spontaneously combusted.

"Wot the bloody 'ell was that?" The Sniper said in his overly-exaggerated Australian accent. He then proceeded to make out with the other team's Spy, because that's canon right/

Everything continued on as usual, and Demoman was once again completely ignored. How sad.

THE END