there once was a shrek

he was green

and tall

with layers.

Oh how i loved him so

he made my heart pound

thump thump

thump.

oh how i love shrek

he showed me his onions

I was instantly turned on

oh how i love shrek

his muscles so strong and mighty

he roared a might roar.

he wants to see my onions

i live to please shrek.

oh how i love shrek

our onions conjoined

to make one large onion

the onion of our love.

oh how i love shrek

he tells me what ive always wanted to hear

"this is my swamp"

his big strong ogre voice

gives me vajingles

oh how i love shrek

shrek is my warmth, my green sunshine

the light of my life

oh how i love shrek

his powerful ogre hands grab my small, puny ones

they are so stronk

oh how i love shrek

shrek oh shrek how I love you so