there once was a shrek
he was green
and tall
with layers.
Oh how i loved him so
he made my heart pound
thump thump
thump.
oh how i love shrek
he showed me his onions
I was instantly turned on
oh how i love shrek
his muscles so strong and mighty
he roared a might roar.
he wants to see my onions
i live to please shrek.
oh how i love shrek
our onions conjoined
to make one large onion
the onion of our love.
oh how i love shrek
he tells me what ive always wanted to hear
"this is my swamp"
his big strong ogre voice
gives me vajingles
oh how i love shrek
shrek is my warmth, my green sunshine
the light of my life
oh how i love shrek
his powerful ogre hands grab my small, puny ones
they are so stronk
oh how i love shrek
shrek oh shrek how I love you so
