Garrus waved his hand over the sensor to Emily's loft, datapad in hand. Only to hear a loud squeak and something small, round and furry made a beeline for Emily. His eyes tracked its progress as it tried to climb up the v of her legs, up her stomach and nestle between her breasts.
"Shepard what the hell is that?" He asked her as he took note of the fact she was wearing almost next to nothing. Just a pair of black shorts that showed off her legs, and a black exercise bra.
"It's Boo, my pet hamster! I got him at the Citadel while I was waiting for you after that whole Sidonis incident." She cooed happily to the fuzzy creature in her hand, while using a finger to lightly pet its head.
"Aw Shepard you got me a snack? That's too kind of you." He teased while he took a predatory step towards her.
"NO! STAY BACK! HE'S NOT FOOD! HE'S A PET! MY PET! BACK OFF BIRD BRAIN!" Shepard yelled out while curling her legs protectively against her chest and holding up one hand to hold him back.
"Aw c'mon Shepard, I am a bit hungry considering the only Turian food you have on this blasted ship is nutrient paste. I need some meat!" Garrus growled out teasingly as he continued his advance into her room.
"GARRUS STOOPPP!" She wailed out while reaching for a pillow to throw at him, finding one she quickly tossed it at his face causing him to falter and fall to the ground in a heap.
"You got me...Shepard how...how could you?" He called out dramatically while putting his hands over his chest. "You..broke my heart!" He continued, enjoying the laughter in her voice and the flush of pink that stained her cheeks.
She peered over at him from her defensive position and narrowed her eyes at him.
"Don't you come any closer! I'm not gonna let you eat Boo!" She stated staring intently into his eyes. As he slowly inched his way closer.
Before she could blink, he plucked the hamster between two talons and held it up to his face.
"Just bite sized..." He leered at Emily over his hand as she started up at him with amusement on her face and laughter glittering in her eyes.
He shook his head at her and bent down to gently put the hamster back in the tank and close it.
"So a hamster huh? You humans have such strange ideas for pets. Fish sure...but something that would most likely be food? Not so much." He teased her while pulling her into his arms.
"Hamsters aren't food Garrus they're pets!" She insisted as she wrapped her arms around his waist and gently nuzzled his mandible with her nose.
"Food for me!" He continued as he winked at her.
