hErmy is so secksy.
That thought ran through teenage Harry Potter's brain every second of potions class.
"HEY HERMY WHATS UP DOOD" he would say. When she turned around to look at him and wave, her robes would ride up her ass crack, and Harry would stare at that sweet ass for all 56 minutes of potions.
Now, there was only one problem. Ron, also a horny motherfucker, wanted to bang the shit out of Hermy too.
Ron the fucking ginger shit head sat next to Harry, and they drooled over Hermy's robe wedgies together.
However, Ron was a dumbass, and made it very clear he wanted to fuck the absolute life out of Hermy.
Every day, he'd yell over to her.
"OI HERMY YA FOKKIN SEXY BB, WANNA COME RIDE MY GINGEH COOCK LATER? ITLL BE GOOD m8"
Hermy would simply ignore him
Harry was worried. Harry didn't want any ginger fucks fucking Hermy. She was too good. She needed a tiny little fucker with greasy brown hair.
Harry wanted to make Ron submit. One day, he fucking paid attention in Potions and crafted a shitty love potion. He slipped it into Ron's flask, and his fucking drunk ass didn't even notice. Ron drank it, and within seconds was all over Harry.
"MM HARRY BB GIVE ME YA FOKKIN TINY WIZARD DICK PLEASE I LOVE UR SEXY FOREHEAD"
Snape was being an assdick. So he kicked these horny mofos out and told them to go fuck themselves.
They made out, and fucked. Hard.
"Gingers aren't that bad after all!"
Only then did Harry realize he was gay af. He just liked asses. Fucking hermy. That slut.
