Kinda inspired when I was wandering in the weird places in the internet.

P.S. Some swearing.

P.P.S. OCC.


Ikuto growled as he ran into the bathroom and slammed the door, locking it and making sure it was secure. He slowly slid on the ground and stared at his hand angrily.

"I can't believeit-I can't-I freggin' can't-"

"IKUTO!"

"What the heck do you want, Amu?!"

"I WANT YOU TO GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BATHROOM AND STOP OVEREACTING!" Amu's voice boomed.

"And why should I?! Amu, I fucking saw you cheating, right in the middle of the living room. Everyone did."

"Oh my fucki-IKUTO, I WASN'T CHEATING! GAWDAMMIT! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART-"

Ikuto swung the door open and nearly hit his own face in the process. "I. SAW. YOU!" He screamed, nearly on the verge of tears.

Amu rolled her eyes and glared at him. "Oh my gosh, Ikuto! CALM YOUR ASS. It's JUST-"

"JUST WHAT, AMU?! You're my entire LIFE to me, and you just-just like that-"

"IT'S JUST MONOPOLY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

"MONOPOLY IS LIFE."

"IT'S JUST A FUCKING BOARD GAME, DUDE!"

"BUTT OUT, KUKAI!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'RE MY BROTHER OR NOT, YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH TALKING TO MY-"

"SHUT UP, UTAU!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!" STOMP. STOMP. STOMP.

"OH SHIT. AMU, WHERE'S THE NEAREST WINDOW?"

"YOU'RE MY FREAKIN' BOYFRIEND, HOW THE HECK CAN YOU NOT KNOW?"

"NEVERMIND. IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE."

"WHY?"

"I'M DEAD ALREADY."


I don't know what the heck happened at the end. Whatever.

I hoped you enjoyed it.

Because I think that's all you're gonna get in a while.