The Phantom of the Opera – L'Original


(scene one)

(in the forest, Christine sings, the Phantom stands behind her)
C: O sole mio!… Oh, no! Wrong one. Jingle bells, jingle bells… goddamn it, wrong again. Those who have seen his face, draw back in fear… I am the mask you wear…

(The Phantom flinches ("Auuuuh"))

P: It's me they hear…
C: (turns around, screams)
P: (hits her)

C: (falls to the ground)

P: Heheh.

C: How could you?

P: Life sucks, huh?

C: dies

P: Hua hua hua hua hua…

C: dies


(scene two)

(Mme Giry and Erik in bed, C dying in the lower right corner making death sounds)

P: Finally, I can be with you instead of her (disgusted look towards Christine).

G: My poor darling. How she must have gotten on your nerves.

P: Yes! And she was singing all the time. ALL THE TIME! (sobs)

G: Poor thing. (kicks Christine)

P: (between sobs) And she was bad!

G: Like this? (starts to sing very false on purpose:) The Phaaaantom of the Ope –

C: (wakes again) Hey! Wait a minute! You're doing it wrong! It's liviosa, not liviosaaaah. Damn it. Wrong film. It's like this: The Phaaantom… (Erik hits her with club, she falls to the ground again)

G: Finally. I already thought she'd never shut up.


(scene three)

(in the dark, while C. speaks with a candle in her hands)

C: Okay. I guess I'm in hell now. (looks around) (shrugs) Anyway, where was I? The Phaaantom of the Operaah…

(Erik from the side, knocks her out again, grins)

P: The end.

C: wait! I am dead already! Masquerade, different faces…

(P. nocks her out again. Real POTO music.)

P: The end.