Disclaimer: I don't own the Total Drama series. Get over it.
Outside scenic Wawanaqua, two teenage boys are standing on the dock of shame. The first seemed older than the other, being a head taller with shaggy brown hair, blue eyes, and a thin mouth. He wore a Black T-shirt with "WWCMD?" (What would Chris Mcclean do?), blue jeans and a blue denim jacket.
The other boy had brown eyes, short dirty blond hair and looked a bit similar to the first. He stood clad in a purple muscle shirt and beige cargo shorts.
"Welcome viewers, to an off shoot of the famous Total Drama series. I'm Sam Kinstread, and next to me is my dear little brother Jack."
Jack waves to the camera.
Sam nods "Indeed. Over the next few weeks, we're going to show you a day in the life of one or more of your favorite campers. What will happen? Who knows, but me and Jack will make darn sure it's entertaining. This, is Total Drama Reality!" he anounces, holding his hands up to the sky like Chris would.
After a second passes he drops his arms. "I think that went over well. What about you bro?"
Jack rolled his eyes "FIne except I didn't freaking talk."
Sam waved his hand "Chill dude. Your the eye candy remember? I may do the talking, but your the face of this team."
Jack grinned "I am arent I? Next question, we sure everyone signed a release for the show?"
Sam shrugged "Kinda. Doesn't matter anyway, Chris says if we do thinkgs right no one will know their being tapped. And if they do figure it out I think the two of us can outrun any major trouble."
Jack sighed "I was affraid you'd say that."
Sam chuckled before his face fell. "Is that camera still on?"
Jack looked up "Say wha?" Before the screen cuts to static.
Get Ready
Sam and Jack scream as they run away fro a heard of bulls.
For Total
A large alien craft hovers in the air causing Sam and Jack to stare slack jawed as Zeke sighed "Not agin eh?"
Drama
Gwen glares at Sam and plants a foot in his crotch, the pain making him fall over instantly, stiff as a board.
Reality!
Jack seems to be boxing as he gets puched in slowmo.
Comeing Soon
Sam sighed "I think I love her."
