Chapter 1: Kill rabbits. Bobobo was busy plucking bobo-carrots with Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch at a secret military base

while wearing a pink dress.(1) Yep, the story begins.

"I see an irregular bobo-carrot that looks like rabbit ears," Don Patch said, suddenly wearing scientific square glasses.

"BUT THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER ONES!" Dengakuman pointed out with octagonal eyes.

"I never asked you..." Don Patch whispered, taking out a Death Note.

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Jelly Jiggler popped up behind. Don Patch. "Calm down, jelly can solve anything," Jelly Jiggler said, patting Don Patch on the head. Don Patch wrote "Jelly Jiggler: death by a cat's FALCON PUNCH!" Jelly Jiggler's eyes popped out. "What did I do?"

The theme music from when Captain Falcon killed Black Shadow started playing. A blue car flew through the air above Jelly Jiggler. Even though he didn't want to, Jelly Jiggler turned black and shouted,"What the shinen...SHINENZU!"

Don Patch in his cat suit jumped through the air screaming,"FALCON PUNCH!" HIS CAT EARS FELL OFF! WTF! HIS TRUE IDENTITY IS DON PATCH! He smashed Jelly Jiggler's face out, which hit Dengakuman, and they flew into the sky while coughing up blood.

Jelly Jiggler sighed," That was a close one. IT WAS A DECOY!" Jelly Jiggler smashed Don Patch with a radish.

Don Patch walked out behind Jelly Jiggler. "...you blew up my decoy...THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!" He said, turning into Professional Patch. However, this Professional Patch had long pink hair and innocent eyes. Beauty sweat-dropped.

Jelly Jiggler whimpered and hid behind the bobo-carrot rabbit thing.

"M-m-mikuru beam..." Professional Patch said. Gasser wrote in his notebook and said,"Interesting..."

A huge golden blast of energy went from Professional Patch's forehead to Jelly Jiggler. Unforeseen,

Bobobo jumped through the air and knocked Jelly Jiggler out of the way, leaving the poor bobo-carrot rabbit thing to die.

"Vegegler, what does the scouter say about Beauty's affairs?" Bobobo asked.

Jelly Jiggler crushed his scouter in one hand. "She's doing it with OVER 9000 PEOPLE!"

Gasser screamed so much he was removed from the story.(2)

Meanwhile, the rabbit thing was bleeding in a pool of his blood. "Urgh...they defeated me without trying to defeat me..." Bobobo suddenly saw it and teleported next to it.

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler became serious and walked over. Beauty was to busy being emo to care. "I am from the...Rabbit Maruhage Empire..." the rabbit thing said. Don Patch was picking his nose and dropped a booger, which caused the rabbit thing to have a heart attack and die.

Bobobo was wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chainsaw, and when the rabbit thing died, he said,"THAT BITCH DON PATCH BEAT ME TO IT!" while revving up the chainsaw.

"You said it sista!" Don Patch said, also revving up his chainsaw.

When Beauty finally recovered, she said,"Hmmmmm...another hair hunt empire...Bobobo, what do we do now?"

"DESTROY IT BECAUSE WE ALL HATE RABBITS," Bobobo,Jelly Jiggler, and Don Patch said, while brandishing chainsaws.

Notes:Chapter is done. Sorry if it was a little short ^-^ or if the ****ing frame shows up

Not much significance there.

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