Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek though I wish I did.I forget who owns
Lord of the Rings but I know that I don't and anything else I mention I
probably don't own. Marston Chicklet was the original creator of this
story, I just took over and made it umm.stranger.
The Time of the Trekkies
Chapter 7: The Bridge and a Duel for Tom
Justina regained conscious when Kandice screamed an Alan Rickman quote at the top of her lungs. The girls then snuck away from Chakotay and headed towards the bridge.
"Do you really thinks it's wise to leave Robyn alone with Frodo?" asked Katie
"The rope.hehehe" snorted Kandice as she punched Megan on the arm and sniggered stupidly (A/N: I stole sniggered stupidly from the Chamber of Secrets)
"I wonder where Tom is?" asked Megan as she daydreamed about him.
"We should have left Kandice in the holodeck with an Alan Rickman program," said Kaitlin.
"Mr. Potter, our new celebrity!" snorted Kandice.
"SHUT UP!" yelled everyone.
"No one wants to hear you talk like Snapey-Poo and if you hadn't noticed, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" yelled Justina.
"You mean the ugly thing on the TV screen thingy on the bridge," asked Kaitlin.
"You mean the one you insulted and started a war with?" asked Katie.
Megan sighed, "Yes, that's the one! Now, where has Tom gone?
"He's probably on the bridge flying the ship away from the Kazon," said Danielle.
"Yes, of course, I should go help him since I learned so much in my flying lesson," giggled Megan with an evil grin. In the background Kandice snorted and began to run around in circles.
"Joline, will you please escort Kandice to sickbay to have her sedated?" asked Megan in a brilliant tone.
"But I want to see Harry Kim on the bridge!" Joline pleaded.
Danielle growled. "Just go! We can't stand being around this crazy rickmaniac any longer!"
Joline, who is very afraid of growling along with seagulls and other things, grabbed Kandice's arm and ran for sickbay. Kandice squirmed her way out and started to run but was soon stopped when she collided with the wall and got knocked unconscious.
"Just leave her," said Kaitlin, "We need to get to the bridge."
The girls used Megan and Justina's supreme trekkie knowledge to plot a course for the bridge and were there in seconds. The scene on the bridge was one of complete havoc. Lights were flashing everywhere and the reed, ahem, red alert warning was going off and smoke was erupting from most of the consoles. Janeway noticed the girls walk in and yelled, "Why are you here and where is Chakotay?"
"I believe we left him on the holodeck," replied Megan.
"Oh no! I better go back and rescue him!" Danielle shrieks and runs for the turbolift.
"Where is the hell is that weird crazy girl? Kandice, I think here name is!" Janeway asked.
"She sort of had a little accident in the hallway," Joline answered and looked over to the operations station and batted her eyelashes at Harry Kim.
Just then, an outraged half-Klingon ran onto the bridge. "Okay! Where is she? Which one of you stole my Starfleet fly boy?"
"I believe you're looking for me and since when is he yours," Megan pondered this for a while, "actually I know that, I saw the episode where you got stranded in space together," Everyone on the bridge, except Justina, who knew exactly what Megan was talking about, stopped and stared at her. "Sorry.obsessive-compulsive trekkie knowledge.ummm...now where were we?"
"I challenge you to a duel! Mauhahahaha," B'Elanna pulled her bat'leth out of her pocket. (She has really big pockets, okay!)
"Prepare to die!" Megan pulled back her Jedi robes to reveal a lightsaber. (Just like Yoda in AOTC hehehe)
"Today is a good day to die,"
"That's nice dear," and with that Megan drew the green blade of her lightsaber and chopped B'Elanna's arm off.
"Bridge to sickbay, medical emergency," sighed the Captain as Megan sliced the bat'leth in half. "Lt. Torres, since you are unable to complete your duties with no arm you are demoted to the rank of Ensign and your new job is plasma conduit scrubbing." There is buzz and B'Elanna dematerialized off the bridge. Janeway continued, "Justina, since you know so much about our ship's systems you are now promoted to Chief engineer." Upon this news Justina started to dance and sing across the bridge.
All of a sudden the turbolift doors hissed open and a disoriented Kandice stumbled in. "CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!! NO MORE MERCIFUL BEHEADINGS, NO MORE KITCHEN SCRAPS FOR THE ORPHANS AND CALL OFF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!" Kandice fell down to the floor with a thud.
The Time of the Trekkies
Chapter 7: The Bridge and a Duel for Tom
Justina regained conscious when Kandice screamed an Alan Rickman quote at the top of her lungs. The girls then snuck away from Chakotay and headed towards the bridge.
"Do you really thinks it's wise to leave Robyn alone with Frodo?" asked Katie
"The rope.hehehe" snorted Kandice as she punched Megan on the arm and sniggered stupidly (A/N: I stole sniggered stupidly from the Chamber of Secrets)
"I wonder where Tom is?" asked Megan as she daydreamed about him.
"We should have left Kandice in the holodeck with an Alan Rickman program," said Kaitlin.
"Mr. Potter, our new celebrity!" snorted Kandice.
"SHUT UP!" yelled everyone.
"No one wants to hear you talk like Snapey-Poo and if you hadn't noticed, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" yelled Justina.
"You mean the ugly thing on the TV screen thingy on the bridge," asked Kaitlin.
"You mean the one you insulted and started a war with?" asked Katie.
Megan sighed, "Yes, that's the one! Now, where has Tom gone?
"He's probably on the bridge flying the ship away from the Kazon," said Danielle.
"Yes, of course, I should go help him since I learned so much in my flying lesson," giggled Megan with an evil grin. In the background Kandice snorted and began to run around in circles.
"Joline, will you please escort Kandice to sickbay to have her sedated?" asked Megan in a brilliant tone.
"But I want to see Harry Kim on the bridge!" Joline pleaded.
Danielle growled. "Just go! We can't stand being around this crazy rickmaniac any longer!"
Joline, who is very afraid of growling along with seagulls and other things, grabbed Kandice's arm and ran for sickbay. Kandice squirmed her way out and started to run but was soon stopped when she collided with the wall and got knocked unconscious.
"Just leave her," said Kaitlin, "We need to get to the bridge."
The girls used Megan and Justina's supreme trekkie knowledge to plot a course for the bridge and were there in seconds. The scene on the bridge was one of complete havoc. Lights were flashing everywhere and the reed, ahem, red alert warning was going off and smoke was erupting from most of the consoles. Janeway noticed the girls walk in and yelled, "Why are you here and where is Chakotay?"
"I believe we left him on the holodeck," replied Megan.
"Oh no! I better go back and rescue him!" Danielle shrieks and runs for the turbolift.
"Where is the hell is that weird crazy girl? Kandice, I think here name is!" Janeway asked.
"She sort of had a little accident in the hallway," Joline answered and looked over to the operations station and batted her eyelashes at Harry Kim.
Just then, an outraged half-Klingon ran onto the bridge. "Okay! Where is she? Which one of you stole my Starfleet fly boy?"
"I believe you're looking for me and since when is he yours," Megan pondered this for a while, "actually I know that, I saw the episode where you got stranded in space together," Everyone on the bridge, except Justina, who knew exactly what Megan was talking about, stopped and stared at her. "Sorry.obsessive-compulsive trekkie knowledge.ummm...now where were we?"
"I challenge you to a duel! Mauhahahaha," B'Elanna pulled her bat'leth out of her pocket. (She has really big pockets, okay!)
"Prepare to die!" Megan pulled back her Jedi robes to reveal a lightsaber. (Just like Yoda in AOTC hehehe)
"Today is a good day to die,"
"That's nice dear," and with that Megan drew the green blade of her lightsaber and chopped B'Elanna's arm off.
"Bridge to sickbay, medical emergency," sighed the Captain as Megan sliced the bat'leth in half. "Lt. Torres, since you are unable to complete your duties with no arm you are demoted to the rank of Ensign and your new job is plasma conduit scrubbing." There is buzz and B'Elanna dematerialized off the bridge. Janeway continued, "Justina, since you know so much about our ship's systems you are now promoted to Chief engineer." Upon this news Justina started to dance and sing across the bridge.
All of a sudden the turbolift doors hissed open and a disoriented Kandice stumbled in. "CUT HIS HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!! NO MORE MERCIFUL BEHEADINGS, NO MORE KITCHEN SCRAPS FOR THE ORPHANS AND CALL OFF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!" Kandice fell down to the floor with a thud.
