oh no.l XD yes, I'm back, can you hear the horror music in the back? if you can, that would be amazing, because there actually is none. ANYWAYS, ramble ramble enjoy. I have school in 30 minutes. *cries in corner* one more weeeeek!
"Nooo! Spaaaaain, don't! Chigi!" Romano shrieked. Spain sighed, giving Austria a pitiful look. Austria hid behind his camera.
"C'mon, Tonio! Seize his vital regions!" Prussia cheered. Austria frowned at the albino. Romano was still trying to escape, preferably with his boxers.
"I don't think I can rape mi tomate so Senorita Hungary can have yoi…yeeoh… whatever it's called, for her birthday," Spain told them.
"Yaoi," Austria corrected, silently cursing himself for knowing that.
"Remember the Bad Touch Trio, Tonio! Before Romano or Mou-Canada, when we were gloriously badass (and I was still awesome, like I am now)! We used to seize anyone and everyone's vital regions! Forget about the camera and *seize those vitals!" Prussia ordered.
Spain nodded, a determined look plastering onto his face. "Antoni-oh, yes!" Austria blushed and took the photos for Hungary's yaoi birthday collage.
"Remember when we used to do kinky things like that?" The Prussian deserved the glare he got.
Hungary yawned, sitting up in bed. She tried to get out of bed, but Prussia ran in with a tray of breakfast, setting it down in front of him. "Prussia?" She asked.
"An awesome birthday breakfast, just for my birthday girl!" Prussia exclaimed. Hungary smiled brightly.
"Aw~, thanks! And you did it without burning yourself, too!" She praised. Prussia deadpanned, then smiled pleasantly.
"Yep, not one burn!" He lied, hiding the burn that went all the way up his arm. Hungary started to eat.
"Wow, this is delicious! You made this yourself?" She asked. Another deadpan.
"Yeah…" Prussia lied again, conveniently 'forgetting' that Austria had made most of it after Prussia had burnt himself.
Austria entered the room, kissing Hungary's cheek and handing her the pictures. The first was a picture of the two men, with Prussia's arm slung over Austria's shoulder and both smiling and making peace signs. Under it, in Austria's nice handwriting, was scrawled 'happy birthday!'
"YAOI!" Hungary squealed, flipping through the GerIta, PoLiet, RoChu, USUK, Spamano, and- "PruCan?" Hungary smirked, holding up the picture. The Prussian squeaked.
"Th-that was fanservice! Because we are friends!" Prussia protested. "Because we're just that awesome!" he bragged.
"This does not look like fanservice!" Hungary countered, pointing at the picture. Prussia was kissing Canada's cheek. "Close to the mouth!" Hungary added, sensing the retort.
"Happy birthday!" Italy sung, handing over his present; a new frying pan. Prussia visibly flinched. Italy (in his old maid dress) had dragged Germany with him.
"Ah, happy birthday," Germany mumbled. Italy handed over the book.
"Ve~, Fratello said he couldn't come because Spain made him not able to walk," Italy informed. A silence fell over the people in the room. "Ve?"
"Ita-chan, go show Germany that painting you made me," Prussia told him. Italy's eyes brightened, and he dragged Germany out of the room.
Hungary read the name of the book. "Icha Icha Boys*?" She asked. The note read it was from Japan. "YAOI PORN?" Hungary cackled, running into the bathroom with it and locking the door.
"Don't let her read yaoi porn; she'll get ideas!" Prussia shouted at Austria.
Austria sighed. A hand claimed onto his shoulder. "Was Hungary's happiness over that PruCan picture worth death by hockey stick? If not, your shit outta luck, eh?" Austria's eyes went wide in terror.
*seize those vitals-move that bus parody-Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
*Icha Icha Boys-Icha Icha Paradise parody-Naruto
mi tomate-my tomato
Senorita-miss (?)
have fun! now I'm off to learn English and math and beat my head against desks and shout at random people!
