Author's Notes: Just a silly idea. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously, especially of how the characters act when they're on Facebook. So yeah, basically, this is a crack fic. The characters might be OOC and all that. Also, this is just a bunch of random statuses made by the characters. If you have any suggestions then feel free to...suggest. Yeah.


Musa broke up with Riven.

[Princess Stella, Tecna, Princess Layla/Aisha and 5 others likes this.]

Tecna: Oh not this again.

Princess Layla/Aisha: Lemme guess, next week you're going back together with that jerk like nothing happened.

Princess Stella: Yeah, you go girl! You don't need no man!

Musa: He left for good this time, you guys. So yeah. We're never, ever, ever, getting back together!

Timmy: Actually Musa, he's freeloading at my place. Help.

Riven: Mainframe, didn't I tell you to shut up?!

Tecna: SO YOU'RE THAT CREEPY NOISE FROM THE CLOSET.

Musa: RIVEN YOU CAN'T JUST HIDE IN YOUR FRIEND'S CLOSET WHILE THEY'RE MAKING OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND.

Tecna: MUSA WTF. WE WERE NOT MAKING OUT.

Riven: Pfft.

Musa: Yeah right...


Princess Layla/Aisha is confused about her real name.

Nabu, Musa, Flora and 3 others likes this.

Princess Stella: Layla wtf u have 2 names

Tecna: Wow Stella, brilliant observations.

Stella: Why thank u, Tec.

Musa: Stell, it's sarcasm.

Stella: Sarcas- what?

Musa: Nevermind...


Princess Layla/Aisha: MUSA WTF I ASKED YOU TO BUY ME APPLES AND BUTTER NOT ORANGES AND CHEESE.

Musa, Nabu, and 2 others likes this.

Musa: But...

Princess Layla/Aisha: But what?

Musa: Orange you glad it's not butter?

Princess Layla/Aisha: ...You just bought me the wrong items for that pun, isn't it?

Musa: Yes.

Musa: ...stop unfriending me.

Princess Bloom: Why would you even need apples and butter anyway?


Valtor: Hey who wants to rule the whole magic dimension and destroy the pathetic Winx pixies with me?

Lord Darkar, Icy, Darcy, Stormy, and 3 others likes this.

Princess Bloom: ...You do know we can see your posts in this website...right?

Lord Darkar: YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. I HEREBY BANISH YOU.

Princess Stella: YOU CAN'T JUST BANISH MY BESTIE FROM THIS WEBSITE. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

Valtor: Why are you girls even in my friends list?

Musa: 'Cause I thought we were cool now wtf.


Roxy has now joined the closed group Winx Club.

Princess Bloom, Princess Stella, Flora, and 10 others likes this.

Bloom: YAY ROXY! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

Roxy: Thanks Bloom!

Musa: Now we have two pink-heads! YAY! Let's just hope Tecna doesn't make her hair long, or Roxy won't make her hair short. Otherwise it will be just straight up confusing.

Stella: You know what this means

Princess Layla/Aisha: Stella I swear if you say the word 'Shopping' I will shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll spit out shoelaces.

Roxy: Well that escalated quickly.