Hi. I was starting to think my other two Invader Zim fanfics were way to OCC, so I decided to pull those off the web and start fresh. Hope you enjoy this story…


"I LIKE WAFFLES!" declared GIR.

"Sh…" whispered Zim to GIR. "According to my research, Earth dog filth does not talk. Now, we are going on this walk to appear normal. For some reason that I, Zim, do not know, Earth stinks take dog filth out of their homes with ropes around there necks and 'walk' them. Now, get down on all fours."

"Okey-doke, Master," GIR obeyed as he got down on all fours.

Meanwhile, Gaz was walking down the block. Her GameSlave 2 was in her back pocket. She held a Bloaty's Pizza Hog coupon in one hand, and her brother Dib's trench-coat collar in the other.

"Gaz, Dad told me to take you to Bloaty's, not the other way around!" cried Dib.

"Oh, stop whining," complained Gaz. "You don't know how to get there, anyway. We'd probably get lost."

Suddenly, Dib and Gaz walked past Zim and GIR.

"Hi, Zim," Dib said with disgust. "Taking your dog for a walk?"

"Yes, Dib," replied Zim, "I am taking my perfectly normal Earth-smelly dog for a walk."

"Let's go," Gaz complained again as she continued to drag Dib down the block. She started walking faster to stop a potential fight between Zim and Dib from disturbing her pizza night.

Suddenly, Gaz's GameSlave 2 fell out of her pocket. GIR picked it up and put it in his dog costume. Nobody, especially not Gaz, noticed.

But she would. Soon enough.


That's all for now! More coming soon! (Oh, yeah, I'm also still working on my Peanuts fanfic, so don' t worry about that.)