Colson was obsessed. Really obsessed. He knew there was a way to save the budget, he just didn't know how. Then it hit him. Meatloaf. It was the lunch he could start serving everyday. If only it didn't cost so much for all that meat... Then he had another inspiration. Soy beans. Dirt cheap soy beans that could be cooked into tofu, and thus the Tofu Loaf Revolution was born. Fury had given him the OK already (mostly because he wanted Colson to stop talking about it), as long as he could get 100 students to agree. Soon he had fliers, and a sheet located conveniently in the cafeteria for signing. No one signed the paper. It was depressing. So he got all of SHEILD's advertising developers on board with a few small bribes (OK, yes it was more like a lot of large bribes, but still).
Then it was on. Students were signing the poster for The Glorious TLR right and left. Now, all he needed was one more signature and tofu loaf would be eaten throughout the high school. Then Harry Osborn walked into his office when he was on the phone with Fury.
"It's going great, actually. One more signature, and its tofu loaf for all. The Glorious TLR, or Tofu Loaf Revolution is almost complete." That was all Harry needed to hear. By the end of the period, everyone's name had been erased, crossed out, or torn off of the sheet. By the end of the day, all the posters were gone. There would be no Glorious Tofu Loaf Revolution, but Colson is still trying.
