TWO RANDOM GIRLS

Chapter #1: LUNCH-TIME

Lunch time at Hogwarts is not often very interesting, but today it was.

The doors to the great hall burst open and two girls skipped in singing at the top of their lungs "happy birthday to us! Happy birthday to us!!"

Dumbledore immediately stood, his eyes twinkling so madly that it looked like there were fireworks in them, "how can I help you girls?" he asked them kindly.

Skipping up to the head table the two pretty teens smiled charmingly and told the headmaster, speaking in turns and extremely loud voices,

"hey Bumbly-bore!"

"sup?"

"how are you this fine afternoon?"

"actually you are looking a little grim, don't you think so Lizzie?"

"yes I do think so Emily!"

"in fact they ALL look grim."

"at least compared to us!"

"definitely"

"I think they need some cheering up!"

"absolutely! And we can help them there!"

"yes we can, do you want us to cheer you up?"

"well it's not like they have a choice in the matter."

"that's right!"

"so hoggy-warty-peoples!" they said in unison, "we are here to cheer you up, whether you like it or not!"

With that they stalked over to the nearest table (which happened to be the teacher's table) and sat down, on the table.

Lizzie and Emily both began to fill the plates that had suddenly appeared next to them with everything on the table.

"Food glorious food!" Emily sang.

"hot sausage and mustard!" Lizzie sang.

"when I'm in the mood!"

"cold jelly and custard!"

And because neither of them could be stuffed wasting precious eating time on singing they skipped to the last line of the song and sang it in unison, "FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD, DELICIOUS FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!!!!!!"

Suddenly all of the windows in the hall shattered.

Everyone's mouth's dropped open.

"wow, they really do an excellent imitation of goldfish!" Emily muttered in a stage whisper. That got everyone to shut their mouths VERY quickly.

"would you mind if I have one of your roast potatoes?" Dumbledore asked the twins, "you seem to have taken all of them."

Lizzie and Emily both handed over a roast potato each. Then burst into tears and cried on each other's shoulders.

"erm…are you all right?" the all-knowing Dumbledore looked confused.

"we're fine," they said together and wiped their tears furiously, mimicking each others movements perfectly. Then they both stood up and began to sing:

"I don't know why I shared my lunch,

My cherry coke, my nestle crunch,

I ate my sandwich, but that's okay,

I'm on a diet anyway!"

After repeating the song a couple of times they sat down and began talking to each other as if nothing had happened. Everyone in the great hall had, once again, all turned into fish.

Lizzie began coughing, "cough, fish, cough." Everyone's mouths shut immediately. Lizzie grinned in satisfaction, 'see', she thought, 'we're already cheering them up!'

Emily was having the exact same thoughts. And they both couldn't wait until tomorrow.

So, do u like? This is totally random; I'm just going to put anything that pops into my head in this fic. But I still need ideas!! (Especially if this is going to be really funny). I am planning on the girls making friends, and just having FUN!!! This fic is AU; it does what is convenient for me. I don't want sad stuff in this fic!!

Pleeze make me VERY happy and ReViEw !!!

Mwaz,

Naomi!