The first time I saw her was when we were backed into that alleyway, fighting off the malicious undead. I do not know what it was about her dead rotting flesh that attracted me, perhaps it was her dirty blonde hair, or her rotting blue eyes. Whatever it was, I was deeply, irrevocably, and constipatedly in love with her.
We were fending off her undead brethren, my dad with his .45, and my mom with her shotgun. We were the ultimate survivors, and nothing could stand in our way.
Except her.
I had a plain view of her, and I begged her not to come over, not to come near us, so my parents would not shoot her.
But she did.
I could not stand by and watch them kill my love! I knew this was the woman that I wanted to be with for the rest of my life! Every undead inch of her porcelain skin, her tongue that hung out the side of her cheek, her outstretched arms that the sun shown on like diamonds shining from the heavens just to embrace the love we felt for each other.
I felt the sweat pour down my cheeks, the tears well up in my eyes as I realized what I had to do.
I would give anything to be with her, become the living dead myself! Even kill my own parents.
As my mother raised her gun at my love, my beautiful radiant angel who had fallen from heaven to be my guide through this miserable place, I pulled the trigger and shot my mother in the back, and as my father turned around to see my mother fall down dead, I shot him too!
But the zombies were still advancing! I knew what I must do.
I fell to my knees in front of my parents, mother dead, father dying. I opened my mouth and starting eating my fathers leg, I could feel her, still coming forward, I knew she would understand, I knew they would stop. None of these mortals mattered if we could be together forever! Our children would be beautiful!
I felt her arms wrap around me, this was it! Her beautiful arms, holding me close to her bosom as she tells me how much she loves me and knew from the second we met we would be together.
And then I felt her teeth, her beautiful teeth, how I did not realize she wanted me so badly, how much she needed me.
Then that bastard with her descended upon me, trying to take my love away, to kill me so he could have her all to himself!
Too bad I died before we could have a family.
