A/N: This prologue is told in a P.O.V. of a different character. The real story will be in the narrator's P.O.V. Bold is bits of insanity.

Warning/Disclaimer: I don't own Adventure Time, Penn Ward does! Also, this has some graphic, cruel and unusual scenes. Sorry if it makes you semi-disgusted. If not, good for you.

Most people don't know about solitary confinement. If they do, they've never had to experience it. It's a horrible way of punishment, thought to be worse than execution. I think it's rather annoying.

LOCKED AWWWAY NO WAY OUT OUT OUT OUT

Only the worst criminals of Ooo get this kind of punishment. The even more horrible are frozen in amber, then put in solitary confinement. I am the second person to ever receive such treatment, the first being the Lich. I think it's flattering that Princess Bubblegum is so scared of me that I'm frozen in amber. I smile inwardly at the mere thought of the look on her face the day she had me locked away in this gemstone prison.

SHE'S SCARED OF MMME HAAAAAHA

I then frown inwardly, thinking of Bonnibel and her ludicrous science. She always thought that science was the answer to everything. She was delusional in her thinking. Magic answered all, otherwise it wouldn't exist. She used science to get what she could not do done. Never mind hard work; oh no, that was too hard (Pun—I really am tired of myself.) and took too much time. Science could do it all for her.

NOTHING ISSS AS POWERFUL AS MAAAAGGGIICCC SHE DOESN'T GET ITTTTT

But it couldn't stop me. This amber prison isn't her science, it's nature. She just through some science in to try and make the stuff have a much larger range. Granted, it worked, but again the amber is not of her creation. Her science did little in this.

LITTLE SO LITTTTTTLLLE HEH

But I digress. Her mind is truly brilliant, and her works do amaze me. Not by much, but enough to keep me from scoffing. Another chuckle rises to my immobile vocal chords, and I thank glob that I can't choke. Thinking of her works reminded me of my many eyes and ears throughout the castle.

I SEEEEE ALL HEAR ALLLL ALL

I was smart, you see. Bon has no idea that I've got magic eyes and ears around her castle, all keeping tabs on every inhabitants move. I know where they go, where they sleep, where every little secret is in this glob-forsaken castle. I hear every Candy Citizen's secrets, their hopes, their dreams, their fears. I know all.

THIS POOOOWWWER SHE CAN'T STOP CAN'T CONNNTTTROLL ME

Like I know that Bon has been keeping that boy from me. She has no idea what she's stirred up in my soul at the mere sight of him, grown and strong, unable to know his own kind. Bon doesn't want me to corrupt him. Right. I'm not corrupt.

NOTHING MORE CORRUPPPPPT THAN HERRRR HER

I'm stronger than her.

I CAN DESTROOOY THETHETHE WORLLDDD

I never forget.

NNNEVVVVERR FORGGGIVE

Watch out, Bonnibel Bubblegum. I know your mind.

I KNOW WHAT YOU FFFEEEEAR